I’ve never liked a woman enough before to give her 12 sharp knivesMichael O’Donahue

The Lady Of Shalott By John Waterhouse
Click images for desktop size: “The Lady Of Shallot” by John Waterhouse

I have been developing skills I didn’t realize I had.
Snow shoveling skills.
I think snow shoveling skills are pretty much taken for granted around here. There’s about 4 inches of snow on top of 2 to 3 inches of ice.
No one seems to much notice or care. I nearly get killed walking to the mail box. Ordered To Love Walking my puppy becomes an experiment in terror.
Fortunately for her, and for me I suppose, I like terror.
So, I’ve become a snow shoveler. This was only because it became apparent that no good hearted kids were going to show up and do it for me. Not even Elves.
Anything I could say about snow shoveling would make me sound like a fool; or even worse, like a rank amateur.
The only real skill I have in it being an innate ability to hurt myself. But, and here’s the real clue to success, never to hurt myself badly enough to actually stop!
I think I am perfecting it enough to make it an acknowledged art form so I can apply for federal funding.
I do a lot of dancing around grabbing various body parts, which my puppy and my dogs all take as a sign of great fun to come. I tweak my back and every joint in my body just two points past the smiley chart of discomfort, just enough to know it will really hurt later, at least by the next morning. All the while I’m extending myself just enough to be sore and tired but NOT enough to actually warm myself! That’s a real skill.
Why it doesn’t snow when its about 60 is a mystery only God and religous philosophers can ponder with any hope of results.
As I carve my uneven and winding dirty path I note that I have a gift for dumping the dirty snow I’ve just removed into a slushy pile that I will invariably step into or, even better, I’ve put the pile in a place that I will have to climb over it to accomplish one of my more mundane chores.
Snow Flakes
Click images for desktop size: “Snow Flakes” by Unknown
I think I was bred in California (SOUTHERN California) for a reason.
What worries me greatly is that my puppy and I are both having fun.
I get the impression we are certainly entertaining the neighbors . . .
I’ve also noticed that I do not have a good selection of music on my iPod that works at all for cold weather and snow. This is an odd discovery and I don’t know if it has weight or not.
My impressions, surf music works – especially when we stand and watch kids sled or snow board, Rob Zombie does not. Rap doesn’t, pop does. Doo wop works the best, heavily distorted guitar solo’s the worst.
I may be onto a new marketing ploy here, or I may not appreciate music properly when my hands and ears are numb.

Phantom From Space I’m giving serious thought to opening up the comments section of my puppy’s and my blog here.
I shut them off, or screened them heavily because of a) comment spam (beastiality ads on my puppy’s site number about 500 a month) b) People – I normally like people but not all the time, not when they’re being hurtful and they remain strangers c) My cheap but poor server.
a – can be handled with some Movable Type plug-ins. Kids like to talk to my puppy and I’d like them to be able to freely, and even talk to each other. My current system of giving out my puppy’s e-mail address and restricting commenting by blocking all but her freinds and family’s ip’s works but it lacks elegance and feels chained.
b – I’m in a place now where I can cope with the vindictive out here. I have a bipolar attitude towards anonymous love and hatred. The full reality is that I don’t care but it distresses people I do care about. Its my biggest consideration.
c – is all logistics. This site is based on WordPress, which is php based. I like open source projects, the idea of them anyway. WordPress code is something of a jumbled mess. They keep improving it without ever going back and cleaning up the code. It could be slimmed down. But the bigger issue is that my cheap but cruddy hosting service freaks out at processing all the php code. Php and cgi do put a lot of load on a cpu, and with a hundred or so sites on a shared server, all running php it bogs things down dramatically.
Stones By Corbis
Click images for desktop size: “Stones” by Corbis
Movable type is perl based. My hosting service freaks out at cgi scripts, but Movable Type creates an html page which even the cruddiest server can display with little grief.
In other words I’ll have to deal with the grief on my end but it will be invisible to you.
Movable Type is a pro product actually meant for something much bigger than my wants. The biggest pain in the neck is setting it up. I’ve been working at it, dawdling at it for a couple years now. I may now have my impetus for speeding ahead.

We’re going to put up Christmas decorations today . . . I’m wondering how much I can hurt myself doing that . . .
Detour I’m feeling a bit poorly, nothing bad enough to illicit sympathy, but badly enough to want to sit quietly. No one is allowed to sit quietly when they have puppies!
My puppy has an exam tomorrow, for obedience!! I hope she passes. I wanted her to start focusing so we can go to a Therapy Dog Class and get her accredited for this area.
They don’t allow dogs in hospitals here!! Fear of lawsuits for spreading infection! MY PUPPY DOES NOT SPREAD INFECTION, although I might.
She’ll get to go to retirement homes and maybe some kid things. We’ll see.
As to my iPod, one group that works summer, spring, fall and winter are Jan & Dean. Frosty The Snowman can even become a klazzik hit in their nimble hands.

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