What good are Saturdays without football

Unknown Lovers By Korn
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When I was a kid one of my favorite bands was The Who. I soon realized that the reason I liked them was that after just one hearing I could play almost all of their songs better than they can! That was The Who’s real genius. Songs like “Call Me Lightning” come to mind. Its not Christmas music like Speedball Junior’s “Rudolph’s Secret” its just a smug thought I had out walking.
My NFL picks last week were a disaster!
I went 7-9! Fell from 60th to 2300!!
In this contest they throw out your worst 4 weeks. I’m stockpiling those worst weeks up. I still have fun. Football is always something I enjoy thinking about.
The Omen Even when I discovered that the cable company is grossly overcharging for the privilege of seeing the games . . . and with Bowl Season coming up fast I’m not keen on telling them to . . . you know.
We’ll see. Wait for push to go to shove.
The Drug Company sent me my money back for the drugs I never received. Maybe that’s a good sign of better things ahead.
My friend got a call for her dream job. Definitely signs of better things ahead.
The NFL week starts on Thursday now. As usual my picks are in bold.
Chicago at Washington – I picked the Bears. I thought they were better poised to reclaim some dignity and I figured the Redskins would be shattered from from funeral and the lack of practice. It was a terrible game but you have to admire the Redskins Back Up QB taking charge. First loss of the week!!
Carolina at Jacksonville – This is one of those “go long: games. The Jaguars played themselves out of first place last week, against the Colts. The Panthers are just good enough to take their frustrations out on.
Dallas at Detroit – A few weeks ago I was looking forward to this one. Now it seems that the Lions are a haunted team committed to burning out in flames. Roy williams being injured does not help their cause. The Cowboys are steam rolling and believe they are going to the Super Bowl. There’s no real threat in the NFC, that’s for sure.
Christmas Magic
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Miami at Buffalo – Definite contender for cruddy game of the week. The Bills are an interesting team, better when the kid from Stanford plays at his level.
New York Giants at Philadelphia – This is a game that promises to be ugly bit interesting. Both teams are playing poorly at exactly the wrong time of the season. The Eagles have a nice revenge factor going after the way the Giants beat them down in New York. Creepily the Giants are the leading Wild Card team!
Oakland at Green Bay – I have confidence Favre will start and play until they have a lead. After the Disaster in Dallas they have a lot to prove to themselves. The Raiders new found running game will give them enough incentive to play hard.
People Who Own The DarkSan Diego at Tennessee – I’m taking The Chargers – the flops of 2007. The Titans are playing shaky football, particularly on defense. I don’t trust the Chargers to perform at all and if I keep thinking about it I’ll change my pick . . . Chris Brown is looking good . . .
St Louis at Cincinnati – I keep picking the Bengals . . . I can’t help it. I like that offense and their coaches! This week it should be a good pick. Bulger is doubtful for the Rams and Steve Jackson can’t win a shoot out!
Tampa Bay at Houston – I’ve never thought much of Gruden as a coach. If the Buc’s don’t obliterate the Texans I’m putting all the blame on him! I hate not naming the starting QB and making it sound like a strategy when all it is is indecision.
Arizona at Seattle – This is a cruddy game. Neither team is playing inspired football but the Cardinals are snake bit. The Cardinals should be able to handle the SeaHawks all passing game pretty well. The Arizona O is . . . well, a time bomb.
Minnesota at San Francisco – Very quietly the Vikings have played themselves into contention for a Wild Card slot. If they can’t destroy the 49ers then they’re just pretenders, not contenders. Most interesting thing will be seeing if Petersen comes back and if he does how much they’ll play him.
Cleveland at New York Jets – The Browns have been hiccuping as of late. The Jets just look cruddy. If the Browns can solidify they can go deep in the playoffs. As to the Jets, I’m trying to figure if they really want Lee Dorsey or just want to make sure the Dolphins don’t get him. (Bad reference to the NFL draft)
Wink
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Kansas City at Denver – Another game with cruddy written all over it. The Bronco’s seem to be playing for something I can’t figure out while the Chiefs are just looking shell shocked, as well they might. If Johnson were back or Homes hadn’t had to retire it might be different. But . . .
Pittsburgh at New England – Game of the week! The Patriots now look like God and the refs are on their side. The Steelers are predicting their own victory? They’ll run the ball but you have to think that the Patriots will have enough defense to stop them when it matters. This one could be awesome.

New Orleans at Atlanta – Here’s the cruddy game of the week. It pains me to think that but its true. Reggie Bush is probably gone for the season. The Falcons have gone beyond just being terrible. I can’t think of any reason to watch this. Brees might do something heroic. A game like this shouldn’t need heroics.
Planet Of The ApesIndianapolis at Baltimore – Rah. Can the Ravens play as tough against the Colts as they did the Patriots? Can they keep that ferocity up for two weeks in a row? Can the Raven’s coaching staff not screw them up? It would be great if that could only be. Or will Manning regain his composure and just flatten them. I think the answer is some where in between but the Colts are still too good.

As usual these picks are just for my friends to point at me and laugh.
After my picks last week I think using this worthless advice or taking it at all seriously would be evidence in a competency hearing!

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