Sometimes I just don’t get it. And then I do.

Christmas Card 2005
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It’s colder than I’m used to. I can only think of a few times when I’ve ever been colder.
THose times I was places where it was foolish to expect it to be anything but freezing.
Maybe that’s the way it is here too.
New Adventures Of Batman And Robin A while ago I came back from Europe and went to Texas. Too complicated to explain why Texas. It was he place I thought I had to be.
One of the reasons I was glad to be returning to America was that I had seen the rights of people, of workers and children stomped on. It was a disgrace.
I never figured that the European Employers had either decided to follow the American lead or if the US Government had decided that people were no longer as important as corporations. Workers not as necessary as stock holders . . .
By trusting in people and trusting in the law I got myself into the worst hell of my life.
Where do you go when they tell you that you’re right but no money comes in the window while the landlord pounds on the door?
Its sad because my friend is in the same situation. A wrongful termination by a failing company. They owe her money but they’re not going to pay so that they can save themselves her “golden parachute”, which wasn’t all that golden.
And the strength of it is that they are going to make her go the whole ten yards and sue them. The logic is simple: They’ll either settle before judgement or they’ll be out of business.
Nice guys. Businessmen.
There’s no escaping them.
Bastards.
Merry Xmas.
Tomorrow my puppy goes for her level 2 Obedience certificate. She needs 6 points from her Down Stay.
She doesn’t like to lie down. I realized that she never has and I got her to do it for her Therapy dog training by making it a game. Its compounded now because she views the down command as another word for PLAYTIME!
Its my fault . . . the children always pay for the sins of the father.
Christmas Card 2006
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Its not terribly important that she pass or get a certificate. Its only important for her self esteem . . . ??? Okay, I’d be proud if she got the Certificate because it comes with a red ribbon she can beat up!

And now . . . THE NFL!
No matter how many water heaters or appliances die around me that no one can afford to replace I always keep my priorities straight.

Last week I was 14-2, which sounds pretty good but actually dumped me all the way down to 2,393rd place! With 3 weeks to go it is daunting, but I’ll have fun anyway. Strangely I’m not mathematically eliminated . . .
As usual my picks are in Bold.

Le Samourai Denver at Houston – I picked Houston as there defense has been coming on stronger and stronger while their running game has reached its peak, which os good – not great. The Bears proved last year that a good defense and good running game can take you places. Denver is falling apart. They should win one or maybe two games but they’re done this year.

Cincinnati at San Francisco – The Bengals are a much better team than their record shows. If they had a line backer survive the first month of the season or anything resembling a defense they’d be contenders. The 49er’s remain suspect. But, as I write this they trail the Bengals by 3, 10-7! So who knows. Nah. They’ll lose. Frank Gore is not good enough to carry this team.

Arizona at New Orleans – Two teams playing out the string when all they really want to do is go home and dream of next year. I give the nod to the Saints because Drew Brees is playing for more than a contract. He’s got a chip on his shoulder and the talent to make doubters pay.

Atlanta at Tampa Bay – What else bad could happen to the Falcons. I feel for them and know what they’re going through. Not enough to pick them but . . . other teams have had sudden coaching teams and come out and played inspired football . . . just not often against a decent team that is trying to lock down a play off spot. It would be beautiful if it happened though. Just beautiful.
Christmas Card 2004
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Baltimore at Miami – I’m telling you the Dolphins are the most feared team in football right now. No one wants to be the guys they beat. The Dolphins are even bringing in the 35th Anniversary team – the perfect team – to help rally them. Still, the Ravens have been snake bit the last two weeks. They should get better here. And if the Dolphins lose and the Patriots win (they should) history will be made next week when a 14-0 team meets an 0-14 team. The universe needs that sort of balance.

Buffalo at Cleveland – The Game Of The Week by far! I’m taking The Browns because of home field advantage, mostly. But its a game on the cusp, I think. And I’ll get it on TV . . . which is something good.

Green Bay at St Louis – The Rams aren’t as bad as their record but the Packers and Favre have the look of a team wanting to make history. I want them to make history!

Osmosis Jones Jacksonville at Pittsburgh – I’m surprised the Steelers are so heavily favored here. I guess the logic is home field advantage and their recent 1-3 spat will send them on the field angry. My instincts are that the Jaguars could make this a rout but will get dizzy and let the Steelers keep it close. My runner-up game of the week. I won’t get this on TV . . .

New York Jets at New England – I see football as sport and art. There’s not much difference to me between ballet and a wide receiver, between a boxer and a down line man, between a back and an opera star. Except nobody belittles you if you say you don’t like football. The Patriots are looking like magic. Billichik has the whole Spy-Gate fiasco to fire up his team. Pity the Jets.

Seattle at Carolina – The Seahawks are working hard to make people believe they belong in the play offs. The Panthers don’t have enough talent to convince them other wise.

Tennessee at Kansas City – I almost feel sorry for the Chiefs. If Vince Young would stop worrying about stats and just play his game this could be a rout. Their defense is better with Haynesworth even at 50% and their running game is a wonderful thing. The Chiefs are just looking to avoid the off season cull,

Indianapolis at Oakland – Since the Raiders have already conceded the game when they guaranteed time for rookie Jackson at QB how could anyone pick them. Peyton Manning has a rep as a great guy but do you notice the blood in his eye at game time?

Detroit at San Diego – I feel sorry for the Lions. They worked so hard all season and especially last week. I hope they all get a chance to return as a team and try again next year, avoiding the pot holes. The Chargers are a disappointment, especially Philip Rivers and even Tomlinson has not looked good. Without Shawn Merriman as creaky defense got worse but they should still have enough to squeak by the disappointed Lions.

Philadelphia at Dallas – Boring game of the week. There’s no magic left in the Eagles. They may get crazy and shock the Cowboys but not in Dallas.

Nell McAndrew
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Chicago at Minnesota – The Bears are going with Kyle Orton . . . Adrian Peterson is healthy. I’m looking forward to the Vikings making the playoffs. Aside from the Cowboys and Packers the pool is so weak they could get deep into it.

Washington at New York Giants – This is my cruddy game of the week. Both teams confuse and confound me but not in any pleasant way. Neither of them are playing good football. I’m taking the Giants because they always seem to play just well enough to save Tom Coughlin’s job.

As usual using these picks for any reason than to admire my insanity is just plain silly!

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