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July 26, 2005
I am very good at my job
It were very busy this morning. First I had to wake stupid David up so he could take me outside. Then I had to eat and then I had to play!
I have invented a brand new game. It is a very good game cause I has made it up.
First you takes Good Ol' Dog's water dish. You be very stupid to use your own water dish.
You drinks up a little bit of water. You might be thirsty but mainly you do this cause if stupid David is watching you he will think, "Oh Shelby is just thirsty." He sometimes don't like this game.
Then you takes the water dish and lifts it up and flips it over your head! It is very hard to flip it right on your head so you has to practice it a lot.
When you get it on your head it feels very good and you want to do it again and again!
I took David for a walk around the woods this morning. I would show him the way to go then I would wait to see if he figures it our hisself. He am not smart like me.
I has to show him over and over again the right way to go and the right things to smell. He is lucky I is his dog or I think he'd get lost!
I had to drive David to work again. We stopped by the bank and the bank lady give me a biscuit. That is good cause David don't give me nothing!
When I gets to my job I couldn't beleive it. The lizards were back! I chased them real good.
I looked for them chipmunks. I wanted to talk to them and ask one of them to jump into my mouth, but they was gone. It was very very hot today so they was probably in the air conditioning.
Then stupid David goes out and leaves me in the air conditioning. I like air conditioning. He should not go places without a dog. He could get hurted.
When he come back I tells him how stupid he is. I tells him I is not mad at him then I goes "Yes I is mad at you!" i make sure he not do something that stupid again. I made him rubs my belly till I goes asleep.
Finally our work is over. I drives us home and it is still very hot. I find out that if I put my head out the window and David holds my chest I can drive very very good.
When we get home they is trouble. A means old cat is not letting me eats its food!
Then I has an accident on the rug cause I is pretty excited. David makes me go outside and I tells him I is going to beat him up if he don't let me back in the air conditioning! He don't pays no attention so I is thinking I waits till he's asleep!
Then we goes out for another walk. I saw tiny little people and they was talking real loud! I couldn't figures it out. They looks like people only they is little!
Then a dog is behind a fence and he says "I is biting you on your butt if you not run away!"
You can bets I run, but not real fast . . . cause David is too slow! I was saying you is going to get your butt bit! But he just walking real slow.
You just can't helps some people.
Posted by Shelby at July 26, 2005 11:58 PM
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i do not have a dog but i want one.
Posted by: rose at March 6, 2006 4:48 PM
a dog is like a family to me and you a dog is some thing that is there for you.if you want a friend that is all the time with you and you do not have some one to play with you a dog is the best thing that you need.because i m lost with no dog a cat is bad a dog is good if you need a dog teel your mom that you need a dog and say that you are sad with no dog like that your mom well buy you a dog. and i do not have a dog but i wich to have one because i love dogs and i want a dog because mom a dog is like your best friend that i can have and you must have a dog ok evry one
Posted by: cristal at March 6, 2006 5:03 PM