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July 23, 2005
I is here now
Today started out like a very good day.
My mom and Laci and Hank all got to go in the car. My mom drove. She is a very good driver. You has to bark once to go that way and twice to go that way and you has to growl some to go really really fast.
When I gets a car I will drive it real good too. We drove for a very long time. I urinated all over the place. This is a very good thing.
Then we droves and droves and my mom got sleepy. Then we was there.
A strange man comes up to me and helps me and my mom out of the car. He smelled very funny and he has big big green eyes but he had treats.
They was very good treats. When you takes it is is all dried and crumbly but when you eats it it turns into liver!
At first I tried to bites him but I played with him some and he rubs my belly very nice.
He gots no swimming pool. That is very stupid. So I swims in the water dish. It was not as good as a pool but it felt very good.
He asks me my name and I tells him, "You is very stupid cause everybody knows I is Shelby!"
So we plays some more and I is getting sleepy.
Then the lady who feeds us gets up and David gives her some money.
Everybody are leaving and then I realizes: "I has been sold! I is a slave!!" This is terrible!
I tries to run and catches up to my mom but she drives the car away. And I is left there all alone.
You is probably crying now. It am very sad.
I tell you something else. You won't believe it but this man - He has cats!
I know. It is so terrible. Cats are very ugly things. They smell funny. I tell you a secret: they poop in the house. THEY DO!
I then talks to this man some and he is terrible but he has good treats and rubs a girl's tummy very good. I is thinking I will sleep here tonight and then tomorrow I will escape and go back to my mom. I is nearly 10 weeks old and I is very fast and very strong.
Posted by Shelby at July 23, 2005 11:37 PM