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July 30, 2005
I is so mad at David
I is so mad I is not looking at you! Tomorrow I is going to be ELEVEN weeks old and stupid David he treats me like I was NINE!
He don't gives me a treat every time I wants one. He don't play alligator all the time. He makes me work!
He should pet me, play with me and feed me all at the same time! That would make him very happy cause it would make me happy!
And at works I found very very big stick. It was very good stick and he throwed it in the garbage! He DID!
And I found a very good rock and I bought it inside to play with and he throws it outside!
He is making me crazy!
Then he takes me outside and instead of playing good games with me like he should he wanted to play his games.
HIS GAMES AM STUPID!!
It am "Sit Shelby". "Stay Shelby."
And if I goes to look at something interesting cause he am so boring he say "No Shelby" and puts me right back where I started!
I tells him, "If I wanted to bes here I wouldn't have moved!"
I don't wants to sit. I don't wants to stay!
I was going to runded away from home! I was going to drive away but he wouldn't open up the car for me! He is so mean to a dog!
If I runs away he's going to be very sad. He be going "Poor me. I had the greatest dog in the world and I was so means to her."
And I be watching him going, "Yes, you was very stupid not to takes gooder care of me."
Then I thinks if I runs away who going to rubs my tummy? He does have very good treats when he am not being stingy with them.
I am going to stay but I is mad about it.
I has written a songs to sings about it. It am a very very sad song.
I is singing here. I is so beautiful.
I is Shelby who am the greatest dog in the world
I might as well be as bad a dog as I can be
Cause David is so mean to me
Mean to me, mean to me
David am so mean to a girl
He say good girl
He say bad girl
I don'ts know what he is talking about
So I bites him
But not real hard cause I loves him
I is Shelby
And no one will tell me
How I is the greatest dog in the world
I may as well be just bad
Cause david is so means to me
Means to me, means to me
You is probably crying now. I sings very good. You could send me a nice treat if you likes my song.
That would be very smarts of you.
I is not mad at David no more cause he has given me a Frosty Paws cause I did so good at stay.
I don't know what he is talking about! But I loves me that Frosty Paws. It is the perfect food for the Greatest Dog In The World.
And then he let me play alligator!
I love David but he should be nicer to his dog!
Posted by Shelby at July 30, 2005 11:14 PM