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August 25, 2005
I don't know why David thinks I want a swimming pool?
He can be very silly.
I went to the doctor today so I don't be getting no worms in my heart. This is a very good idea.
Them worms is very bad which is why when I sees them on the ground I eats them up!
The worm medicine is very delicious. It taste like cows.
So I was talking doctoring business with Doctor Karen and she says, "You is looking so beautiful Doctor Shelby I thinks it would be a good idea to weigh you so that we will know what the perfect weight is for a dog."
I thinks this is a good idea too. So I gets on the scale and I weighs a perfect 24 pounds.
This is exactly the goodest weight for a dog.
Then David say, "24 pounds. Is that 3 pounds for her nose, 4 pounds for her ears and 17 pounds for her butt!"
I was so embarrassed for him. Me and Doctor Karen gives each other looks like doctors do when we meets someone who am so stupid.
So I bites him on his stupid butt!!
Yesterday I was so tired from inventing things and making up good jokes I has forgotten to tell you about my new game. It is a very good game. You can tell cause I is the one who invented it.
First you has to wait for Good Ol' Dog to get a good toy, then you has to be very fast and steals it.
You is not being bad girl cause you is not really stealing it!
You runs in real fast and borrow her toy. Good Ol' Dog is very selfish.
Then when she runs to chase you you has to run on the hard wood floors and just when she is about to catches you what you do then is turn very sharp and very fast.
She will try and turn too but cause she don't weigh a perfect 24 pounds she will go sliding into a chair or a table and she will gets yelled at!
So you has a good game and a good joke all at once!
Posted by Shelby at August 25, 2005 9:26 PM