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August 3, 2005
I is now a doctor!
That am me doctring a bug! Today I goed to the Hospital with Doctor. They knows that I am a very great dog and they gives me a piece of paper that proves it.
I had to wears a red and white doctor's coat. That is so stupid people will know it am okay to comes ask me to helps them.
The paper says I am a doctor dog in training.
I is not going to school though. I knows all about doctoring.
I think that if you are not feelings good it would makes you feel much better to pet a dog then to see a people.
That am my advice and cause I is a doctor dog you has to do it or I call you bad boy and then I can bites you on the butt for you own good!
I is going to likes being a doctor dog.
I doctored david very good. When we goes to hospital I tells him; "Lets get out of here!"
I tries to tell him but he don't listen.
They poked him in his butt! I tried not to laugh but it were very hard not to. I gived him good medicine though and lets him rub my ears.
Then this nurse had to holds my leash. I thought nurses had to listen to doctors but she wouldn't let me in the room with David.
I was scared for him so I yelled and the nurse she say, "Shh!"
She don't understand so I yell "David" again! And David comes out becasue he knows I is smarter than him and he pets my head and says I is good girl.
He is gone for a while and I waits very good and very quiet. He don't look to good when he comes out but I knows how to fix that. I drives us home and I drives us very fast!
That am good for him.
When we gets home I see my neighbor friend Kaia and I goes to make her play. This is very good medicine for david. I is always thinking of my patients.
Then Good Ol' Dog comes and asks me what's going on and I tells her she is not great dog like me so she would never understand important stuff likes I knows. She asks me for a cookie!
Then I comes in and takes a nap while these people comes over and the black box that makes a noise and David yells at it goes on and then I writes this!
Now I am making david goes to sleep and he has to listen to me.
I has a piece of paper that says I is special dog and he has to do what I say.
Posted by Shelby at August 3, 2005 10:51 PM
Comments
Dear Doctor Deluxe:
How do we get mom to spend less time on the computer? As this condition has become acute of late, we are getting concerned.
Posted by: Robin & Ben at August 4, 2005 8:16 PM
That am an easy one. You bites her on the butt and says this am what is good for you.
Posted by: Shelby at August 4, 2005 8:24 PM
that dog is so cute!!! she is going to grow up to be beautiful!!! when she has puppies could yall please let me know
Posted by: lizzy at June 22, 2007 11:56 AM