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August 4, 2005
People is stupid
Did you know that some peoples don't think I is the greatest dog in the world?
I know, I couldn't believes it either, but some people is stupid.
Some people even likes cats!
I know!
Today I had no adventures. It is hard to believe all of this but it am true. I had no big adventures.
It were a very dull day.
I chewed the knuckle off my nylabone. That were very interesting. I is sharpening my teeth and making my mouth really really strong so I can bites people real gooder.
Then I brokes a plastic cup into very tiny pieces cause it tickles my teeth!
I was going to make up a new game for you but you people just keeps writing to me but you never sends me no treats!
Then I thought I'd tell you some of the good jokes I has made up, but I is thinking you don't comes to play with me why should I gives you good jokes!
Then I thinks I tell my friend Kaia a good joke.
It were a very good joke. Here am a picture of Kaia laughing at my good jokes
See, she is very lucky. She is my friend. We plays together and she is bigger than me but she can't catch me cause I am the greatest dog in the world!
Posted by Shelby at August 4, 2005 11:11 PM