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August 14, 2005
Sometimes I see myself and I thinks I is so beautiful
I don't reads real good. People words are stupid and dog words are very easy. You should learns to speak dog.
I was trying to read my medal. It was very hard until I stand in the mirror. Then I see that it has letters., Cause I is the greatest dog in the world I figured them letters stands for Shelby bEbop Is Beautiful And Ravishing. They spelled BeBop wrong but I forgives them cause people is stupid.
When David and I go to work today it was very hard. And after work we had to go look for a new place to live!
We looked at some places but I tells David they is terrible! He is stupid but he is smart enough to listen to his dog.
Then we comes to a house and a lady opens the door and she has a dog with her. The dog has a big bandage on her head and a funny hat around her neck!
The funny dog starts yelling at me and Good Ol' Dog. She is saying don't you comes here beautiful dog. I is protecting this house!
I tell David we has to get out of here cause that dog is going to bite us on our butts! David walks up and starts petting this dog! At least I has taught him to be brave!
He talks to the lady and you'll never guess.
That funny bandaged up dog was living in my new house!
It is a very nice house and has a very good yard and when we moves in I will gets a swimming pool!!
Swimming pools is very important to great dogs.
And Good Ol' Dog is going to live with me too. But I'm not letting her use my swimming pool!!
Well, maybe sometimes when she is nice to me. She was mean to me today. She wouldn't let me drives the car at all!
When we moves we will have beautiful pictures of the worlds greatest dog in her swimming pool.
Posted by Shelby at August 14, 2005 2:38 AM