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August 15, 2005
Today I invented a new game
In this picture I am eating a dinosaur bone.
I did not actually go out and catch this dinosaur but I knows a dinosaur bone when I is eating one. This dinosaur bone was gived to me by Ben and Robin who must be very very rich to have an extra dinosaur bone to sends to the greatest dog in the world!
This is a dinosaur foots bone. The part I is chewing on is the dinosaur toe. It is very delicious.
You may have noticed that it was not David who gives me this cause he never gives me nothing good!
I has invented a great game. It is very good cause I has invented it.
It is called "Find The Treasure"!
You can pretend to be a pirate. I just pretends to be Shelby cause nothing is better than being me and I is a great pirate.
You looks around and around and then when you sees something that looks very very interesting you jumps up and knocks it down. Then you must very carefully go through EVERYTHING until you find something delicious!
David is so stupid. He says "Shelby don't go through the garbage!"
I tells him it is not garbage it is treasure. He has throwed it away but I tries to show him their are many delicious treats there .
You listen to me and not to David. this is a very good game and very fun to play.
It is a much better game than David's game: football.
I has a football and it is very easy to play. See me there. A football is so easy to beat up. I don't know why people wants to watch it on TV.
I is going to be a football player and people will pay me money to play football and when they see how easy it is to beats up that football they will gives me even more money and I will use it to buy me biggerdinosaur bone and then I will share some with you BUT only if you is nice to me.
Posted by Shelby at August 15, 2005 11:03 PM