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August 19, 2005
Yesterday I got a new collar
I makes it look very beautiful. David says it am red and I says I don't care cause I can't see color!
I was supposed to go to puppy class yesterday. I was starting to drive us there and I was thinking real hard that I don't want to go to doctor school and puppy class and learn to be good all the time. I was wishing real hard. And you know what?
I broke the car!
David is so stupid that he thinks it broke itself so don't you tell on me! I pretended that I really wanted to go to puppy school but I was thinking oh boy! David thinks the battery was dead but I knows better.
So don't you tell on me!
I didn't have to go to puppy class! But they has sent me homework, as if I don't have enoughs to do!
I invented a very good game today.
I makes David run then if I catches him he has to gives me a treat.
This is a very good game cause I always catch him! He had to give me some very good treats today.
Then I was showing him I no needs puppy class so I invented another game!
In this one David has to go hide and then when I finds him he has to give me a treat!
He is very easy to find so I gets lots more treats.
I is going to have to think up many more games like this let me tell you.
We is moving soon so I has to help David do that.
I don't know what he would do if I wasn't helping him. He keeps putting things in the wrong boxes so I has to take them out. We do this all night. It makes me very tired but I is a good dog so I don't stops until I has inspected everything and made sure it is in the right box.
After all my work he had better not be joking about me getting a swimming pool at the new house! I don't think it is right that a big people should break a promise to a good little dog so if I don't gets my swimming pool I is going to bite his butt!
Posted by Shelby at August 19, 2005 10:28 PM
Comments
your such a cute dog.
Posted by: kelley at June 30, 2006 5:51 PM