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August 10, 2005
You people don't listen good
People you has to stop asking me why I hate David.
I don't hates David. He is very stupid I agree but I don't hates him!
10 Reasons I Don't Hates David
Today I didn't have to go to work. I got to stay home and plays with my toys. You can see me eating my cow toe in the picture. I has ate out all the cow but the toes nail is still very good.
Then when David comes home from works he makes Good Ol' Dog and me walks around an ENTIRE LAKE! It was very good.
There was this big machine that was tearing up the ground and shaking all the trees.
I watched it very carefully. I asked David what it is and he says it is a caterpillar. That is very stupid. I has seen caterpillars and they is bugs you can pushes around with your nose! This thing was much to big to be that. So I just sighed and kept walking. I wonder whats he is taking me to school for when he don't know nothing.
So I takes a little nap because I is not big yet and I has little feets so I has to walk very fast to stay in front of the big guys.
He wakes me up and makes me go out again!
This time we walks almost as far as Canada! It was avery nice trail through the woods but there was all these people I has never seen before.
We comes to some store and one of the stores had a place for dogs to drink and then David goes inside and gets us Frosty Paws!!!
I tell him this is the greatest store in the world and we should comes here all the time!
Don't be scared!
This is how I look if I is hunting you! But we has to keep walking back.
I tells David my feet is now 2 inches shorter and I wants to grow up to be big girl.
He wants me to be a nub!
Tomorrow he says will be a big day. I has to go to the vets at 3 and then I has to go to school at 8!!
I can't do all that!
Posted by Shelby at August 10, 2005 8:30 PM
Comments
If you get David to get you a passport, next time they'll let you into Canada! We don't know if they'll let David in though...
Posted by: Robin & Ben at August 11, 2005 12:28 AM