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August 2, 2005
You won't believe this!
David has just told me.
I have to go to school!
I has to work for no money. I has to do stupid sit stay and now I has to learn stuff!
I has told him. I don't has to learn nothing.
I know everything!
If I gets any smarter my head would blow up. But he says "Shelby, you have to go to school so you can grow up to be a great big good dog!"
He is stupid. I is already a great big good dog, but he don't care!
Yesterday we played tugs of war. He won every time because he cheated. I knows he cheated cause it am impossible for me to lose! I never lose so he cheats.
I think he is sending me to school to learn how to be a cheater.
He say, "Shelby there will be other nice puppies there for you to play with and meet!"
I don't need a date!
I is mad!
Still I is such a good girl I has invented another very good game for you. It is called I'm the boss!
What you has to do is pretend to be David, see. You has to pretend to be all bigger and talks really loud. Then you has to get Jasmine to pretend to be Shelby.
It is very hard to pretend to be me cause I is so great so Jasmine never ever gets it right.
Then you takes a dogs leash, who is pretending to be me, and walks them around where they don't wants to go. When pretend Shelby goes to look at something good you has to say, NO! real stupid and real loud and then pulls the leash the other way.
It is a very good game.
It looks like my Uncle Hank is going to be okay. He is a very good dog and I bet he never had to go to no stupid school.
Posted by Shelby at August 2, 2005 11:17 PM