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September 28, 2005
I has to tell you something
I is so beautiful that sometimes you forgets that I is very very tough.
I is a fighting dog. I can't helps it. It am just the way I am. I is mean.
It is a good thing I no gets angry cause if I dids then there would be nothing left standing. You would be saying, "Is there a bomb going off here?"
Then they would answer, "Oh no, it am just Shelby being mad!"
Oh I can get terribles mad. I is so scary. I can't helps it. I was born a fighting dog and since I is the greatest dog in the world you knows I is the best fighting dog too.
I tells you what makes me mad and then you can be carefuls not to do these things.
David not giving me treats all the time!
Oh, that makes me so mad!
People being means to kids!
I is a kid and I won't stands for peoples being mean to me and my buddies.
You is my friends so if peoples is mean to you you just tell them that a natural born fighting dog am your friend and he will come and bites you very very hard.
I is bad sometimes. I has to be! But when I is bad nobody am real means to me. David he just call me bad girl but I just laughs!
You is my friends so you is never bad girls. No one can be means to you.
If you get punished for being bad girl it should just be so you knows not to be having so much fun you vould gets hurts.
Did I say not getting treats makes me mad?
That am about it.
It am a good thing I is such a sweet girl cause I is a terrible natural born fighting dog!
I can't helps it! I just is!
Posted by Shelby at September 28, 2005 1:13 AM