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September 21, 2005
I hates leashes!
They stops a girl from going where she has to go!
Today we does a lot of walking. We stopped once and got us some pizza. Pizza is very good foods and you should all gives me some of yours.
On one of the walks I has to go to doctor school. It was not good. They takes David away so I starts fighting them!
I didn't fights really but I did do lots of yelling! I keeps telling them that David will gets into trouble without his dog! I is a doctor dog and I knows these things!
Dr J finally has to tell them to let me sees him. I can talks to Dr J cause she am a doctor like me. We went and visited sick kids.
I tells them that I think theys is faking being sick and that I is going to bites them on they butts.
I wasn't going to bites them but I is figuring like this: If they is faking they hears me and they says, "Oh, no! Dr Shelby is going to bites me!" and they gets up and runs away.
If they is really sick they would say, "Oh Dr Shelby, you is too nice a dog to bite a poor sick girl!" Then we knows they is really sick and can starts making them better.
I talks to 4 patients. You know what? they was all really sick!
I consulted with Dr J and while we was discussing doctoring things David says "Maybe you'd like to pet Shelby? Would that make you feel better?"
Dr J and I just looks at each other, David is so stupid.
It is the medicine I was going to make her takes but he don't understand that before we does that we has to talks about very serious so people thinks we is good doctors.
I is a great doctor and all four of my patients is feeling much gooder.
I thinks that I will sees them again and gets them all well next time.
Tomorrow I has to see Dr Karen so she can tell me my ear is all good!
Posted by Shelby at September 21, 2005 10:03 PM