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September 15, 2005
Outside is better than inside
Cause nobody gets mad at a dog for going to the bathroom outside.
My brother Jimmy has sent me these pictures. IT AM ME! I can't believes how beautiful I was when I was a baby.
I is just so cute. You can tell I is going to be the greatest dog in the world all the way back then.
I understands why all you peoples wants to be my friend. I is just so beautiful. It am true.
Now Jimmy he keeps saying he am going to bites me on my butt!
I knows! I couldn't believes it.
You has to look at this picture.
See that kind of goofy looking dog in the front? You won't believes it but that am my brother Jimmy!
I know you is thinking, "Oh Shelby! How did a beautiful girl like you ends up with such a silly looking brother?!" I don't know. I think he was adopted.
Now that beautiful dog up in the corner? That am me!
And you see what I is going to do? I IS GOING TO BITE MY BROTHER ON HIS BUTT!
Even then I was a gooder butt biter than Jimmy!
And look at this!
That sad doggie is JIMMY! If I didn't knows him all my life I would feels sorry for him. But I do know him! And if ever a dog needs his butt bit it am him!
I bet he am begging for food!
I is sorry you is not beautiful Jimmy. I really am.
NO I'M NOT!
Posted by Shelby at September 15, 2005 9:30 PM
Comments
Dear Shelby,
I hope your ear gets better soon, SO I CAN BITE YOUR BUTT for saying all those mean things about me. We had company over last weekend and I bit 2 adult butts & 1 kids butt. I was practicing for your butt!
Posted by: jimmy at September 16, 2005 12:02 AM
Shelby stop being mean to Jimmy. He is a very beautiful puppy.
Posted by: lucy at September 16, 2005 1:50 PM