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October 12, 2005
David went to work without me yesterday
So I beat up his room! I did!
He can gets into bad trouble without his dog being with him. I was really mad at him even if he did give me ice cream.
That is how mad I was. David give me ice cream and I was still mad.
He should not go out without his dog and you can bet I told him that!
Today I went to doctor school.
It was very good. I consulted with Dr Mourning. Do you like that word; consulting?
Consulting is just like talking only when you is a doctor you get to charge people for talking to other doctors!
That means I get treats!
So I was consulting with another doctor and I tells him a joke I invented today. It goes like this:
I woke David up this morning.
David says, "Shelby, I don't want a watch dog!"
And so I says, "I isn't a watch dog I is an alarm clock dog!!"
It is a very good joke. You can tells it to people but you has to tell them I invented it!
This is a picture of me with my pig bones. I has never seen a pig but I can tell they looks delicious.
I is bored talking now.
Posted by Shelby at October 12, 2005 9:32 PM