October 29, 2005
If I lived outside I wouldn't even have to wake up to go to the bathroom!
I is always thinking up stuff like that. I guess I is something of a genius at inventing good ideas and good jokes and good games.
David says this weekend strange people are coming to our house for tricks and treats!
This is a very good idea. I can always use some new tricks and I never ever has enough treats.
I is talking as a doctor now. I is graduating in three weeks! That means you has to do what I says! You must always give dogs good treats. These are the best treats.
Ice cream is the very best food for a dog. It is delicious! And ice cream has 2 E vitamins an A vitamin an I vitamin and R and M vitamins. It is very healthy so always give a dogs lots and lots of ice cream. You can never gives a dog too much ice cream.
Cheese is very good. It is smooth and creamy like ice cream but not so delicious cold and no sweets in it. It is still very good and it has 3 E vitamins too!
Cheeseburgers is very good for a dog cause you gets cheese! and you gets a hamburger! Can you believes that! If someone did not already makes these I would have invented it! Also it has plenty of the grease vitamin that makes a dogs coat all shiney.
David has showed me in a book where I is a working dog! This is very stupid. I already does enough work!
I is changing all them books cause Shelby is a PLAYING dog.
It is very important that you change any books you has. If they has my picture in it scratches out the word working and writes in playing.
I has a new toy. It is a very good toy. It am a rope!
The most fun you can have with this toy is to take it and drop it on David's head while he is sleeping! It is a very good joke!
But that is not all you can do with it! If you get David to hold one end you can pull on it and take it away from him and then you can tease him and not let him touch the rope again!
I likes to pretend I has dropped it and doesn't know where it is, then when David comes I scoops it up and runs very fast.
That is enough good stroy telling from me. I has to go wait for people to ring out bell and bring me my tricks and treats!
They had better gives me ice cream.
Posted by Shelby at October 29, 2005 9:22 PM