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October 21, 2005
Yesterday I goes to the vet
When we gets there I weighs 35.8 pounds.
Doctor Karen says that I is perfect!
She said that! I has witnesses!
She said "Shelby, you is perfect!"
So I was consulting with Doctor Karen and Nurse Daniella and we all agrees I is perfect and 35.8 pounds is the perfect weight for a dog.
So now. Who should I believes?
Should I listen to my little bitty tiny scrawny brother Jimmy who only weighs 31 pounds who thinks my butt is big? Should I believes mean old stingy David who thinks that all that weight am in my ears?
Or should I believes a good professional colleague like Doctor Karen who thinks I am perfect.
Now who should I believes?
MY BUTT IS NOT TOO BIG AND MY EARS IS NOT TOO BIG!! I IS PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT!!
I is a fine young lady who am 22 weeks old so I will not discusses it no more.
I is perfect.
Posted by Shelby at October 21, 2005 9:05 PM
Comments
your butt sure looks big in these pictures!
Posted by: jimmy at October 25, 2005 12:37 AM