November 11, 2005
I has been tricked
So I wakes up yesterday and I is reminding David that he has to get my spay so I can get my license to be a doctor dog.
We goes to see Doctor Karen. I is thinking this is a good idea cause she is a good doctor and it should be one of my colleagues that gives me my spay. I figure she should be honored.
They looks at me and tells me how perfect I is and gives me a little shot.
Then Nurse Daniella and I is talking about clothes.
"Danni" I says, I calls her Danni you know, "Danni, clothes is stupid. The only clothes you needs is a collar and you only needs that to show off your medals!"
Daniella says something but she don't agree with me so I knows it is stupid. Then the next thing I knows I is asleep!
I is dreaming nice dreams about ice cream and biting little dogs on they butts and when I wakes up I feels terrible!
They has operated on me!
You can see there on my tummy.
They has taken something out of me!
I can't believes it! They has stolen a part of me!
When David finally comes back to get me I is telling him this but he just keeps petting me. He does know how to pet a dog let me tell you!
I just keeps thinking and thinking about why did they do this, why, why why!
Then I realizes the answer:
Everybody knows I is the greatest dog in the world and they is taking parts of me to grow a million kajillion Shelbys!
When you think about it this am a pretty good idea! Now everyplace I goes there will be a good fighting playing dog for me to plays with and everybody will gets to have a dog nearly as great as me!
I think that is fair.
I knows what you is thinking. You is thinking, "But Shelby if there is a million kajillion Shelby's out there how will I knows when I is talking to you?!?"
That is stupid. You will knows it am me because I will be the best Shelby out there! And I will probably be leading stupid David around. I has to take care of him, you know. I don't know what that man would do without me.
I don't know if he remembered to get me my spay.
I had better go remind him.
Posted by Shelby at November 11, 2005 9:13 PM
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