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November 16, 2005
I has something very very serious to say
You can tell how serious I is just by looking at that picture. That am a very serious dog okay.
I is very mad and very worried.
You is thinking, "what could bother the greatest dog in the world?"
You is ruining where I live that am what!
Now don't all start apologizing. I won't listen. That's how mad I is!
When we goes to see Doctor Karen we used to walk through a big beautiful forest. It were a very good forest. It was very cool in the summer and had all kinds of tree and good smells. I seed a snake there once! I did!
This am what my beautiful forest looks like today!!
The trees is all gone! Where they was water they is now rocks!!
You can see they is just a tiny little bit of trees left!
I says to David, "This is a very bad joke David. You put all them trees right back right now!"
David says, "I'm sorry Shelby. But they bulldozed them all down. They're going to build another shopping center."
That is so stupid!
I is not even allowed into stores but I likes trees!
I couldn't believes it.
With no forest to walks through and to plays in we now has to walk alongside the road and have them cars pass us.
I is not afraid of nothing but I don't like that people is throwing they litter on the road where I has to walk!
From now on when I sees litter I is just going to beat it up!
David doesn't like me beating up litter cause I is so fierce I tears it into tiny little pieces and then he has to pick all them little pieces up and throws them away. He is lazy like that. I is working with him about his laziness.
But I tells him, I can't help it people throwing they garbage where I has to walk makes me so mad I gets crazy and I has to beats it up!
Here am a picture of how mads I gets! You don't wants me to get that mads at you. So you had better not cut down no innocent trees and you had better not throws no litter on the road.
I knows you wouldn't cause if you did that you would be a poopis head! That's right, I said that, you would be a big old poopis head!
If you is a poopis head you wouldn't be my friend.
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Posted by Shelby at November 16, 2005 3:58 PM
Comments
Shelby
Please be careful walking on the road. We don't want you to get hit by a car. Maybe David can find you another place to walk. I hope so. I agree with you. they need to keep the trees and get rid of the malls. People don't use all the malls and shopping centers they have now. I hope all the critters in the woods found new homes. As for you, you have a great home with David so be nice to him and give him extra kisses. He is a great Dad to you. Gramma was very picky when she placed you and he is the only one to fit the bill. Keep sending the posts. I like hearing about your life. Love Gramma.
Posted by: Gramma at November 17, 2005 7:41 PM
We agree with your Gramma!
Posted by: Ben & Robin at November 17, 2005 10:42 PM