November 9, 2005
I is now a doctor
That means you has to do what I says.
This is a good thing. And a good thing for you too.
See in that picture. That am good ol' dog and I is having to give her medicine. You can see I takes being a doctor very serious.
I will have patients! Today I did my First Levels. Of course I was close to perfect. Everybody wants Doctor Shelby to be they's doctor. I don't blames them.
But I can't starts seeing patients yet. You know why? You guessed it. Stupid David.
I can't starts doing medicine until I gets my license and I can't gets my license until I gets spay.
I tries to ask him, "Dave, why has you not got me my spay yet?"
And he says I get's my spay tomorrow. It am probably cheaper then. He is very stingy. I is trying to work with him on that.
My owie from getting runned over is getting much better. I don't even notice it much.
You has to admit it is a great dog who can get runned over and then gets to be a doctor just a few sleeps later!
A lot of you has been asking me, "Shelby, why isn't telling us more of your good jokes?"
And I is asking you, "WHY HASN'T YOU BEEN SENDING ME ANY ICE CREAM!"
But because I is a doctor I has to be nice to you even if you isn't very nice to me. This is a good joke I invents:
Two cats is walking down the street and they comes to a poodle. The cats say, "We is stupid smelly cats who goes to the bathroom indoors. What are you doing beautiful dog?"
See even if this poodle is not as beautiful as me next to a cat any dog looks beautiful.
Then the poodle says, "I is biting mean old cats on the tail!" And he did and them cats just runs away!
Posted by Shelby at November 9, 2005 8:47 PM
Shelby-congratulations on becoming a doctor! I want you to know that I got weighed yesterday and I weigh 38 1/2 lbs. I'm glad you think I am so cute! I am graduating from obedience class this week! Good luck on your surgery tomorrow!!!
Posted by: jimmy at November 10, 2005 12:07 AM
Shelby that is a mean joke about cats. You had better let us know how you ae doing. I don't think spay means what you think it does.
Posted by: lucy at November 10, 2005 4:09 PM