I Am The Greatest Dog In The World!: Yesterday I was 24

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November 7, 2005

Yesterday I was 24

Shelby5-3 and then today I is "not quite" 6 months. I know I is not getting younger. Then I figured it out!
They is afraid to let me vote! Cause they know I will vote for me and then everybody will say, "I can vote for shelby? Of course I will!"
And when I is in charge they will be some changes you bet!
On Friday I was going to our football game so I can help them guys win and then you won't believe it. I got runned over by a car.
You is probably scared right now and thinking poor poor Shelby. HAH! You has forgot I has a secret identity!
David and me were walking and talking about how to win games.
A big car comes out of nowhere and runs over me!
P1010004 I bet a cat was driving it. It runs over me and stops and I runs real fast out the side! That were very smart. But what were smarter is I turns myself into Moonlight's Be Bop Deluxe! then nothing can hurts me!
I didn't turn myself into a superhero quite fast enough so I gots a little owie on my foot!
David, he was just carrying on and he scoops me up so fast I couldn't believe it were him. He is usually very very slow you know. And he takes me to see Doctor Karen. I was thinking I would do this so he would calm down.
And you know what Doctor Karen poked me in the butt!
They poked me and took funny pictures of my bones! Really, I got to look at them. They was very beautiful bones.
They said I was perfect. I already knew that.
That night I has to stay up and keep David calm. He wouldn't go to sleep. And the next day he takes me back to Doctor Karen!
I has got a tiny teeny cut in my leg and they gived me something to makes me sleep. Doctor Daniella stays with me and I was telling her my best jokes, I was telling her the one about two cats and the poodle and I just felled asleep! When I wokes up they has shaved hair off my leg!
Shelby5-2-1 David was there and he gets all kind of stuff for me. I says goodbye to everybody and we goes back to work. David finally goes to sleep on Sunday night. He was driving me crazy Saturday. Everytime I was starting to have fun he stops me. And sometimes he puts this terrible mean collar on me so I can't licks my leg!
He is very mean. I keeps on playing though and having fun. I keeps inventing new games too!
I now weighs 40 pounds! I has two brothers you know. Jimmy and Ballou.
They says they ways 35 pounds. I think those little tiny teeny dogs are so cute. They say the cutest things sometimes.
On Wednesday I is going to graduate Doctor Dog school. I is not studying at all cause I already knows everything!
On Thrusday I has to go back and see Doctor Karen. I think I has to help her with something.