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February 14, 2006
Yesterday I was a rescue dog!
I is always a hero but this time I really saved somebody! And it were another dog!
I was at work and doing my job when I sees a dog walking down the road. At first I thought it were a cat!
When I saw it was a dog I went up to it but it was very very scared. I says to him, “I is Shelby and I is the greatest dog in the world!”
And he says, “I is lost and I is scared!” He don't talk so good as me.
So I says, Okay scared little dog you follows me and I will protects you!“ See there he is trying to keeps up with me. You can only see my tail and I was going real real slow too.
I took him to see David cause he is stupid but he is pretty smart about some things.
David says, ”This dog is lost. He has no tags!“
I said, ”I knows he is lost David.“ See, I told you he can be pretty stupid.
So I leaves David to do whatever it is he thinks he does while I went and did all the important work.
I was going to teach the little dog how not to be afraid!
He says, ”I knows how to not be afraid but I is lost!“
So I says, ”You is not lost! You is with me!“
And he says, ”That is true! I isn't afraid no more! Lets play!“
Then I has to tell him. ”Only stupid ugly smelly cats go to the bathroom inside!“
he says, ”What! I don't want to be no stupid ugly cat!“ That were the smartest thing he said in all the time I knowed him.
So I takes him outside and teaches him to go to the bathroom like a dog. I tells him, ”You is almost cat size so you has to be very careful and make sure you does nothing but dog things!“
He thanks me a lot for that and says, ”Shelby you sure is smart!'
I tells him I know that!
Then you know what? David found the little dogs person! I don't know how he did it but he did it. I told you he could be smart. I will keep teaching him too.
Then David tells me something I can'ts believe. He tells me that some dogs doesn't have no people! I thought he was trying to trick me but it is true! Some dogs has no one to take care of!
I think this is pretty terrible so I put my big brain to working on it.
I has a plan!
I hates litter! I is always picking up cans and stuff people leave where good dogs are playing and walking. So I says we should sell that garbage I has been saving up and buy them good dogs some people!
David says that wouldn't work but I'm not sure he thought hard enough about it and his brain is not so big as mine. David says he is going to take them cans and buy them dogs with no people some food!
Now you knows I is not giving away good food real easy. I is a poor dog and I is always hungry but when I think of dogs with no people I gets very sad so I says David can use my little tiny bit of money and buy them dogs some food.
So today we did!
Tomorrow after I has doctored my patients we is going with my friend Holly and take them dogs who has to live in the shelter some good food.
I'll bet they'll be happy cause then they'll know that Shelby is they friend!
Posted by Shelby at February 14, 2006 9:25 PM
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Good Dog! Come here and have a little treat and a scratch on the belly!
Posted by: USELESS MAN at February 15, 2006 4:08 PM