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March 1, 2006
I does so many things and still has more to do!
Most peoples don't know this but when you is as great as me you never has enough time to do everything!
I has so many little things to do: I has holes to dig, moles to chase, jokes to invent, games to invent, doctoring, lawyering. It is a terrible long list, but I just gets out there and does them and hardly never complains about it either.
Sometimes I is so great I can't barely believes it.
There am two important things to tell you while I has a tiny little piece of time.
I has found a new food! I did!
That is one way you people knows you is lucky cause I is out here always looking for new foods. That way you don't has to be out there eating all kinds of stupid stuff for yourself.
The food I founds is steaks!
I had some and it is equally delicious as ice cream!! I couldn't believe it either. But it is.
I is going to tell you a secret.
Dinosaurs taste exactly like steak ice cream!
That is why I is trying so hard to catch one!
Stupid David says, “Shelby, dinosaurs do not taste like ice cream, steaks or steak ice cream!”
So I says, “How do you know? You ever taste one!?!”
He got nothing to say to that let me tell you.
My other big thing to tell you I has forgot!
I has a super giant brain but I has so much stuff in there it am pretty easy to put something in the wrong place. You just pretend you has learned something amazing and then you will think you remember what I has said.
One thing is my gramma had an operation. It is very much likes the operation I has had I think. They must be going to clone her too!
I think that is pretty smart of them. They is thinking if this lady has raised the greatest dog in the world then if we have a lot more of her then we will have even more great dogs!
I can understand them thinking that but there am only one greatest dog in the world and that am me!
While I was talking to my gramma I has heard something terrible!
Now I has a pretty good brother named Jimmy and a okay sister named Laya. You may notice I never talks about my other brother.
You is right in what you is thinking. It am because he am crazy!
I know, I know. I is crazy too but I is the right kind of crazy!
When I tells you what my brother, Ballou has did you will say, “Oh NO!! Shelby saying you is telling me a joke!”
Its not no joke.
Ballou is trying to beats up my Uncle Hank!!
That makes me so mad I stomped my foot. Just then I stomped my foot!
Now this is just for Ballou to read. Ballou sees that picture? Remember that ball. That was your favorite toy, wasn't it. You always wanted to play with that ball.
But, hmmm, who am that beautiful dog lying in front of? Why, it am me!! Stop looking at the beautiful puppy. This am about the ball!
Now there's Ballou's favorite toy, but I can't see Ballou anywhere. Where could he be?
I bets you remember, don't you Ballou?
You has been beaten up and I has takes the ball for me to keep!!
And if you don't think I can still beats you up? I can drives now you know, and Ohio am not too far for a driving dog like me!
I think you understands what I is saying here Mr Ballou!
Posted by Shelby at March 1, 2006 7:34 PM
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Shelby
It's funny you show the picture of the ball. Now that you are not here, Ballou has it in his crate. Ballou is trying to behave. I just think he is so exicted that he forgets his manners. He is not as smart as you and takes longer to learn things. Hank is slowly teaching him. Gramma is fine. I don't think I will ever be lucky enough to have another pup as smart as you. We measured Ballou yesterday. He is 24.5 inches at the top of his shoulders. He doesn't weigh as much as you, but that is cause he runs it off doing stupid stuff. He is very proud his sister Shelby has a log that Gramma gets to read. Keep up the good work. Tell David to keep you both happy and healthy. Keep learning new stuff so you can teach all of us about it. Steak is good for both humans and puppies. We love you. Gramma
Posted by: Gramma at March 1, 2006 8:14 PM