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April 19, 2006
I has the greatest family in the world!
My family was at this special dog show in Oklahoma.
Oklahoma is very far away and is a very good place now cause my family was there.
Now this dog show is like a contest see and my Uncle Hank and my Mom and even my sister all won stuff!
If I had been there I would have won everything. That is why i didn't go because if I was there they never would have looked at no other dogs. I decided I has to be fair.
There was a guy there who has made me very mad! He didn't say my Mom was the most beautiful dog in the world!
He did not! And this same guy then said my sister wasn't near as perfect as me.
I think he said, “You is near a s beautiful as Shelby.” And my sister, poor thing, growled at him, “I is more beautiful than Shelby!”
See, if I had been there I'd have bitten that mean old judge right on his butt!
Right on his butt!
But my Uncle Hank won stuff for Agility. That's where you has to run around and do stuff. I is great at running around and doing stuff so I probably got that from him. And my Mom and sister got stuff for herding. That is chasing things around. I s is great at chasing things and I loves to be chased too!
So you can see I'd probably have won everything.
Gramma Julie says that my family won 11 out of 12. That is very very good. But from my family it is what you'd expect.
She says that they would have won 12 out of 12 but she made a mistake! Uncle Hank was jumping 24 inches. That is very high. She made him jump over the wrong thing.
I think they was cheating us. How could a dog jump over the wrong thing! As soon as we jumps over it it am the right thing!
Yes, I am sure they was cheating us.
Something else great has happened.
Doctor Karen has come back to work!
That am a picture of her with her baby that is named Claire and not named Shelby. Even though it does not have a beautiful name as Shelby it is about the prettiest human baby I has seed.
That other picture is of Claire's dad. He is not so beautiful but he is very nice and I think that makes up for it.
Now Doctor Karen and I is both doctors so we has us some pretty technical talks.
This time we had a very serious talk. David said, “Shelby weighs 61 pounds and her butt is too big!”
And Doctor Karen looked right at me and said, “No Shelby is perfect!” She looked right at me and said that! “Shelby is perfect!”
That's right, as usual and always I is perfect!
And to finish up I has invented a great new game.
It is a lot of fun.
In our house we has a bathroom and the bathroom has a big bowl of water in it.
So you understand this is a bathroom that is in the house but no cats are allowed to use it! Cats go to the bathroom in the house but they don't use the bathroom cause if they did you know I wouldn't ever go in there!
I bet you is already guessing what this great game is!
What I does is take a toy I is having fun playing with and I takes it into the bathroom and I drops it in the big bowl of water!
It makes a wonderful noise and then you has to go get David to take sit out of the bowl! Then you does it all over again.
It is a very good game and I likes to see what toys float on the top and what things sinks to the bottom.
It is much more fun when they sinks cause David makes all kinds of funny noises when they do!
Posted by Shelby at April 19, 2006 9:02 PM