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April 8, 2006
I has to tell you something
You know I is the world's greatest doctor dog. I has come across something I has never seed before. In all my weeks of doctoring I has never comes across anything like it.
This week when I was making my rounds (that's what they calls it when us doctors is working, making our rounds) they took me to see two boys who was very bad hurt.
I was very concerned about how sick they was.
I told them a real good joke I made up just for them and they didn't even laughs!
Then them boys tells me that they was sad because people, big people like David, has hurted them.
I couldn't believe it! I had to think hard about this. I didn't know what else to do so I gived them the strongest medicine that they is: I gived them both a kiss! I know usually I has to write a prescription for medicine that strong but I gived them each a kiss - TWICE! I kissed them right om they face! I did! I hopes it was strong enough medicine for them.
I told them I was Dr Shelby and I was they friend.
Big people hurting little children. That is a very bad thing. Even David, who is very stupid, how stupid I will tell you in a bit but who is very smart about stuff like this didn't know what to do!
It am very sad.
I thought about all them children and all them puppies who got no big people to look after and I took my weeks pay and I got them puppies some dog food. We will take it to the shelter which is not a nice place but it am better than having no home at all and I will gives it to them puppies and I is going to tell them that if they sees big people hurting children they has to bite them on they butts and then call me so I can bites them even harder!
I can't believes it. Big people hurting children. That is just crazy!
I tell you how stupid David is! He had me all excited cause he thought that last week was the big dog show my mom, Uncle Hank and my sister is all in. MY WHOLE FAMILY almost is in it. He got me all excited thinking it was last week.
It wasn't last week.
It is coming up this week!
What am I going to do with David?
I has got lots of people asking for their DVD of me. David keeps playing around with it. He says he is making it better.
When he said that I put my paw on his arm and says, “David, the DVD has gots me on it. It can't get any better than that!” Then I looks at him!
I has finished coaching the football team. I has made them all run faster by making them chase me! They never caught me either! If I could get them to use a fuzzy football or a Kong I would play for them and be the greatest football player ever!
But I'd still have to explain the rules to David!
Posted by Shelby at April 8, 2006 7:57 PM
Comments
Were you on vacation Shelby? We miss-ed you!
Posted by: Ben & Robin at April 10, 2006 8:48 PM