April 1, 2006
Once again I is a hero
That dog there is Tyson. the other one hiding is Bubba. They lives by me and last night they escaped from they home! They runned away!
That is why they looks so tired now cause they was off having good adventures!
It were very early in the morning and I heared them escape. Then the man they lives with hears them too and he is off looking for them. I made David wake up cause he is the only one I know who can work them door things. When I learns how to work them door things it will be a lot different around here let me tell you!
So we went out into the dark night and I found them. They was playing the garbage and they was having a very good time. If dumb old David wasn't there I'd have had me some fun with them too let me tell you!
The man they lives with was very mad. I don't know why! They is very good dogs and Tyson says to me, “Is you really Shelby? The Shelby?!?”
I says, “Of course I is! Did you run away just to have some fun?”
Then Bubba says, “You bet! Our owner he gets really mad but we has so much fun it is worth it!”
I has told you I has made a DVD!
Then I has told you I will give 5 of them away! Five is four plus 1.
I has gotten about 4 kajillion people writing to em and say, “Shelby I needs a DVD! You is so great a dog. I needs to see what a great dog looks like and I know they looks like you!”
You people is crazy!
You think I got nothing better to do than sit around a go, “Computer makes a great DVD,” 4 kajillion times!
Well let me tell you: I does not!
I is very very busy. I has so many jobs. And now I is teaching them guys how to play football too.
So I has put my giant brain to this problem and here is what I says:
I is 12 times smarter than you (that am 3-4's) and I is 11 months old nearly, so, what I has decided is that you has to be around 11 people years old to appreciate the great DVD I has made.
If you is older than that then you is just unlucky that you hasn't seen a great dog like me before on your TV.
If you is around 11 (3x4 or so) then you has to write to me ALL OVER AGAIN! Then I will listens to your letters saying why you wants a DVD of me. I will gives the five who has the right answer a DVD and 5 MORE of you I will let the computer pick!
So I know has 10 DVD's (that is 2 sets of feet plus 2 feet!)
you has to send me them emails before April 15th. I don't know why but you has to. And you has to tell your parents what you is doing BEFORE you writes me. OK?
I is all nervous today too. I taught some good football today but I was thinking in the back of my head.
I was worrying about Uncle Hank and my Mom. They is in Oklahoma which is very very far away. They is in a big contest to see who the greatest dog like me is.
I is not in the contest becasue it wouldn't be fair to all the other dogs cause I would win everything just like that! Just like that!
But I want my Uncle Hank to do real good. He had an operation and this is a big show for him. He is doing agility and that am running up and down ladders and stuff. He can do that better than anybody but me but he might be nervous!
My mom I know is ok. She is in the beauty pageant part of the show and since she is almost as pretty as me you know she will win real easy!
And I has to tell you: I likes cats!
No I doesn't! APRIL FOOLS!!
I tricked you!
Nobody better try and trick me!
And I is finished and needs a nap after all this talking!
Posted by Shelby at April 1, 2006 5:06 PM