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May 8, 2006
It is almost New Years!!
Last Friday David says that I is going to have a spa day!
I has seen spa's on TV so I knows all about them. See, you lies around a swimming pool and they is people who comes up and puts ice cream bon bons into your mouth!
I was pretty excited about a spa day for me, cause I is thinking I works so hard I has to have a day to just be beautiful! I kept trying to make the car goes fastest cause I want to get there and get my ice cream bon bons!
I gets to start out with a manicure. That is where they cuts and polishes your nails. It is very relaxing and a good place for some girl talk!
You know that Bugs Bunny am my favorite actor. He just makes me laugh! And he is almost smart enough to be a dog! Really, he is! You should see his movies. They is almost as good as mine!
One of my favorite Bugs Bunny movies is when this big hairy monster who wears tennis shoes is chasing Bugs when suddenly Bugs pulls out a little manicure table and starts giving this big old monster a manicure!
Then Bugs says to the monster, “Now lets dips our tootsies in the water!” and he puts that monsters big old monster hands into them bowls and you know what?
They is mouse traps in that bowl!! Boy was that old monster surprised!
So me and my manicurist is talking about how stupid boys is when I says - and I says it just like Bugs, just like him - “Lets dip our tootsies in the water!”
I thought it were pretty funny but it was a terrible joke!
The tootsie they put into the water was me!!
They gived me a bath.
They did! And it was so terrible. You are probably crying for me right now.
They put me into steaming scalding water and tried to drown me in smelly soap stuff!
But that wasn't all the terrible stuff they did to me!
They had a big pipe hooked up to a volcano! While I was soaking wets they blewed hot air on me. I could feel my skin hurting and then to be even meaner they took something and pulled all my hair out!
I didn't cry! I said, “Why is you pulling out my beautiful fur!?!”
They said it was cause they had to get rid of all my dead hair! I is mostly hair, you know! I said, “You is very stupid. If you think I is dead then why is you doing this?”
That stopped them and then they all tried to be really nice to me. They massaged me real nice and then they tried different little clothes and jewelry on me BUT they didn't listen to me and see what they did? They was thinking I was a cowboy! They put a cowboy tie on me!!
It was very terrible but I is very tough, you all know that, so I is okay now. And yesterday it rained so I has made sure to roll real good in the mud to take all that spa day stuff off of me!
One good thing is that David has mailed out all them DVD's except to Jimmy and Gramma. He is so lazy.
And this is something I don't understand. They has said this is be kind to animals week. How stupid is that!
Who would ever be mean to a animal?!? I know I sure wouldn't!
Posted by Shelby at May 8, 2006 12:21 PM
Comments
Shelby
Oh to be pampered at a spa day. To have you scrubbed nice and clean and smelling beautiful. Then they fluffed your coat so was even more beautiful than normal. Why did you have to roll in the mud? I hope you have a wonderful birthday. We will celebrate it with all your brothers and sisters in a few days. Keep out of trouble. Hugs to you and David. Love Gramma.
Posted by: Gramma at May 9, 2006 1:41 PM