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October 28, 2006
I has got my own skunk!
That am my skunk!
He is a very good skunk. I has been training him. He has not told me his name yet. He is very stubborn.
My brother Jimmy has sent him to me! He really did!
He was probably saying to hisself, �My sister Shelby is such a good sister. And that mean old David never gives her any money. And poor poor Shelby has no toys. I is going to send her a great present! I is going to send her the skunk that skunked on me! She can play with it and maybe it will skunk or her too! Then she will have a great present and a great joke played on her!�
This is all very true. I has no money. I don't even have a pocket to put no money in!
I don't know why David thinks I am such a big baby!
But the big joke was on Jimmy. That old skunk sure didn't stink me up, no sir, I tell you. I starts out right away just beating him up. Oh, I beat him up so good. No way was he going to be a bad skunk after that let me tell you!
Jimmy has also sent his beautiful but poor sister some foods! They were very good foods.
They is rabbits but what makes them so good is they is rabbits that am cookies that am cheese!
I couldn't believe Jimmy invented something that were so good! I has seed rabbits but I has never catched one.
Now that I know the cheese ones is so delicious I is going to be sure to catch all of them let me tell you!
Cause I is a genius I invented a very good joke. I took the skunk and pushed its butt right against David. I pushed it right in his nose!
I was figuring that the skunk would squirt his skunk juice all over David so that David would smell all good.
The skunk didn't squirt David.
See in that picture I is checking the skunk's butt. I is making sure his stink juice maker is working. You probably didn't know that a skunk's stink juice maker am right there in they butts. It is.
My skunk didn't have no juice maker!! What i thinks is that Jimmy has kept that part for himself so he can always be smelling really really beautiful.
I tried to talk to David and tells him my skunk is broked. Cause I is a genius scientist doctor dog I has figured out that what this skunk needs am some rabbit cheese cookies to makes his stink juice maker grow back.
It am a brilliant plan but David won't give me no rabbit cheese cookies for my skunk!
He is so mean.
So I has a broke skunk.
He is still very good for beating up though!
Posted by Shelby at October 28, 2006 9:19 PM
Comments
You *really* DO have a pet skunk. Nice!
Posted by: Ben, Robin & Blue at October 29, 2006 5:23 AM