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December 6, 2006
Guess who this is!
I am Jack!
I has had me a whole lot of names but right this very minute they is calling me Jack.
Once they called me Frodo! And before then before then they callled me Pooch! And before then they called me GETTHEHECKOUTOFHERE!
I has got so many names I is kind of like a super secret agent! Like I am on dangerous missions going everyplace in the world! I am a very exciting dog you can easy see that. I am a very exciting dog!
Right now, right this minute I am staying at Shelby's house.
You know what, you know what? You won't guess what. Shelby thinks she is the greatest dog in the world. She really thinks she is the greatest dog in the world.
She is pretty great that am for sure. She is pretty great.
Did you know she is a doctor? She is a doctor dog. She told me she was and she is. That is pretty great.
But you know what? I can bend around real real real fast and run real fast and it is so fast I can catch my tail!
I really can do that. That is just as great as Shelby being a doctor. You can all see that. It is just as great.
So I am just as great as Shelby.
Shelby is a very beautiful dog. I can see that. If she weren't always making me play games where she wins I would really like her she is so beautiful.
But look at me! I am just as beautiful. I am just as beautiful as Shelby!
I am living with Shelby while I am waiting to get my forever home.
Just until I get my forever home.
I don't know what a forever home is but I bet it is pretty great.
I think this house is Shelby's forever home and it is pretty great but we have to share it with this real big dog. He is very big and he walks around on his back feets all the time. He always walks on his back two feets.
He always has cookies too!
Shelby and I agree that he must be pretty stupid because he always has cookies but we is not eating cookies all the time!
I like the big dog. He gave me Frosty Paws!
That is the greatest food I has ever tasted. Frosty Paws! I will never forget that name Frosty Paws.
I like him even if he is stupid but Shelby says he belongs to her.
Another stupid thing he does. He yells words at me and then if I do what those words are he gives me a cookie!
That is pretty good. He yells SIT! When I sit he gives me a cookie.
But if I don't sit or if I sit when he's not yelling, guess what. I don't get no cookie.
Anytime I don't get no cookie I think that is pretty stupid.
He is pretty nice though. I hope I gets me a forever home pretty soon. I has not had one and I think me having one would be a good thing. I bet in my forever home I be getting cookies all the time!
Shelby has taught me how to talk to the computer. It is very easy cause I am so great.
Shelby and I also agree that cats are stupid and that they should not go to the bathroom inside!
Posted by Shelby at December 6, 2006 7:16 PM
Comments
Hellllloo Jack! Welcome!!
Nice to have another boy around, to even things out ;)
Posted by: Ben, Robin & Blue at December 6, 2006 7:30 PM
Welcome Jack
Tell Shelby to be fair to you. She can be tough. Do coach football too like David and Shelby? If not you can learn a lot from them. You are a very handsome dog. I hope you find your forever home soon. There is a forever home out there for every dog so don't give up hope. David is a special person and is stingy with the cookies so you guys don't get too chunky. Love to all of you's with special hugs to Shelby. Shelby's Gramma (and your adopted Gramma)
Posted by: Anonymous at December 9, 2006 12:13 PM
Hi Jack. I wish I could have a dog but they won't let me. I would give you a forever home and all the cookies you want.
Can you come visit?
Posted by: Alice at December 11, 2006 2:37 PM
Hello Jack,
I am Jimmy, Shelby's favorite brother. I just wanted to say hi and make sure you and Shelby are ok. It sounds like Shelby's house is a good place to wait for your forever home. I hope you find people who will love you as much as David loves Shelby and as much as my parents love me. Maybe you will get a kid of your very own, too!
Let me know how things are going there.
Posted by: jimmy at December 12, 2006 12:39 AM