I Am The Greatest Dog In The World!

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January 7, 2007

Nobody appreciates how great I really is!

I has found Charles a home!
You remember Charles?
He was that little guy who kept eating my foods!
He has him a forever home now!
I feels pretty good about this. I worked hard training him to be a great dog.
Now the biggest news is that ugly old dumb Jack might have him a home too!
I know that am very hard to believes but it is true whether you believes it or not.
These people came over and visited us. David talked too much of course so I didn't have a chance to ask my good questions!

In case you ever is in a similar situation I is going to write my questions out for you.

1) What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

1. We don't believe ice cream is good for a dog!
2. Vanilla
3. All ice cream is very delicious so any flavor!!

2) We eats ice cream:

1. Once a day
2. Three times a day
3. Any time at all. You can never have too much ice cream!

3)Cheeseburgers are

1. Too full of fat
2. A good food once in a while
3. There is nothing better than cheeseburgers and ice cream all day long!

4) A dog should be loved

1. I loves cats!
2. Always when I have time
3. Always

Now here am how to figure out them scores.

If they picks any number 1 answers don't you let them comes near a dog!
If they picks any number 2 answers you has to write to me to thinks about it.
If they picks all number 3 answers they is very good people and I will ask them to come lives in my house so they can teach David some stuff!

I didn't get to ask my important questions but I think these people will be all right. That is a professional opinion. I is a professional dog.

I has trained Jack pretty good. He still don't know how to tell jokes real good and sometimes he thinks he was won games when it is very clear he has not! But he gets beat up real good and knows to go to the bathroom outside.

He is a boy and that could be all he'll ever be able to do real good.
David says that if things go well for Jack I'll have to train me another dog!!
I keeps asking him how much I is going to get paid for all this good training I does and he just gives me a cookie and never talks about how much money I has gots coming!
I figure he owes me at least a nickle. I is saving up now to buy me an airplane!

Now that I has helped USC wins the Rose Bowl tomorrow I has to help Ohio wins the National Championship!
You see I hardly has anytime to do anything just for me.
That am what happens when you is the greatest dog in the world. You never has enough time to take care of yourself!

Posted by Shelby at January 7, 2007 11:39 AM

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