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January 1, 2007
This am a special announcement for New Years!
For one thing it may be New Year for you but it am just the same for me! See it am a new year for me in MAY! You should celebrates that one too. That means you can all have so much fun GIVING ME PRESENTS!!
A couple of weeks ago that dog JACK stoled my computer and used it to talk to you. I didn't say nothing cause I is such a lady but I were pretty mad!
This time I has INVITED Charles to tell you stuff. (See Jack - Charles am invited he is not stealing like some other dogs who lives in my house!)
I'm Charles.
I'm a dog.
I'm a boy dog.
Shelby is the dog who bosses the house where I is living.
She says boy dogs is not so great as girl dogs.
I don't know about that.
Nope. I just don't know about that.
I used to have a house that I bossed.
I really actually did. I didn't boss it much.
I could have if I wanted too but I like the way things go just fine.
Most of the time.
I liked my house pretty good. Pretty good.
I loved the people who lived there with me too. They lived with me for eight years.
One day them people said, “Come on Charles.”
So I did and they took me to this big building where there were lots of other dogs.
They said, “Charles you are living here now. You can't live with us anymore.”
I said, “okay.” I didn't like it but what you going to do.
There was a big old lady who had a badge and she took me away. I had to walk past them other dogs. Some of them were pretty mad and they was yelling and cussing. I don't hold much with cussing. Especially cussing in front of ladies.
I lived in that big place for 2 months.
There were a lot of dogs there. They would come and then some of them would go.
Some of them dogs talked to me.
Some of them talked about Shelby. They said Shelby was very smart. She picked up garbage on the road and she then took that garbage to people and she talked them people into giving her money for that garbage. Then she used that money to buy food for us dogs that lived in the Animal Shelter.
I has to agree that is pretty smart. Pretty smart.
Shelby is pretty smart even if she is wrong to think girls are better than boys and that she thinks I should talk to this computer.
One day a lady came who didn't have no badge. She took me away to a house with some children. That were pretty good.
Then they went on vacation and I got to come stay in Shelby's house. There was other dogs there.
There is Jack who is always trying to smell my butt. There is David who Shelby thinks is stupid. She is right. She is also right that that big dog always has him some good treats even if he is pretty stingy with them treats. There is a lady who lets me sleep in her lap. That's pretty good.
I got to eat Shelby's food!
That made her pretty mad but I still did it and she never beat me up.
Most of the time she is beating up Jack and playing with thier Christmas presents. Shelby gave me a Christmas present too. I ate it.
I had races with all them dogs. I didn't win but I won part of the time.
I had a seizure the other night. Them seizures are pretty scary but I'm going to the doctor tomorrow and they'll look at me. Then I gets a forever home. Shelby says that these new people won't ever take me back to the Animal Shelter and I will always have a good house.
I like that. I did not like the Animal Shelter. They weren't mean to me but they didn't let me sleep in their laps and pet me on the head.
I would like to have a forever home.
Shelby is talking to me.
She says I has talked enough and I am so supposed to say Happy New Year.
Goodbye.
That were Charles. This year you had all better say to you selfs, “I is going to be nicer to dogs! I is going to take good food to the Animal Shelters.” If you doesn't I will find out and bite you on you butts!
I is Shelby!
Happy new year!
Jack don't say nothing. He has my good Christmas moose. Ha ha. Like I isn't going to takes it back in a second!
Posted by Shelby at January 1, 2007 12:10 PM
Comments
Charles,
If Shelby says you will have a forever home and be happy, you will. We can't think of a better start to the New Year for a good dog. Goodbye good dog.
Posted by: Ben, Robin & Blue at January 1, 2007 3:30 PM
You should have bit them people Charles. Better yet ask Shelby to bite them. What garbage do people give Shelby money for?
Posted by: Alice at January 2, 2007 12:37 PM
I forgot. Charles if Shelby says you are going to have a new forever home you can trust her.
Posted by: Alice at January 2, 2007 12:43 PM
Hi Shelby, Jack & Charles-
It looks like you are having a good time being together. I hope Charles is feeling better. Shelby, you must be having lots of fun bossing 2 boys around. Did Jack get his butt bit for stealing your moose?
Posted by: jimmy at January 4, 2007 1:21 AM