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February 16, 2007
I is in a hurry!
You all knows I is a big wrestling fan. I has to watch it to get ideas on better ways to beat people up!
I likes the Rock. I likes to say when he says, “Do you smell what the Rock is cooking!” Only I says, “Do you smell what Shelby is cooking!” because Shelby is my name.
The Rock is hardly ever on anymore but I still likes Degeneration X. they is very funny!
This week there wasn't no wrestling on! I was pretty mad about this. Then I seen that it was a show about dogs!
I watched this pretty close. They was dogs on there near as beautiful as me. I know it is hard to believe but it is true!
Then the show got all stupid. A dog that looked like Charles won! You remember Charles? All I can say is that they is stupid if they thinks Charles is greater than me.
I also think they should have more playing with the dogs on TV. They should show who is the greatest playing dog.
Then to top it all off I got pictures of my brother!
Look at that picture of Jimmy very close.
Does you see it?
He got magic shoes!
My mouth fell open and a fly flew into it! (It were very delicious.)
Jimmy has got magic shoes with real silver stripes on thems. Look!
And you know what else?
He has inherited my superpowers!
See he has superpower eyes JUST LIKE ME!
And look at them magic shoes! They is just all glowing away all crazy. You know they is going to do something fantastic!
But I hasn't got no magic shoes!
You know that if I did I would they would make a kajillion times better magic because I would boss them right like a proper lady and I wouldn't boss them all goofy like some old boy!
And if that weren't bad enough; I mean no wrestling, the TV says Charles is the greatest dog in the world and no magic shoes: The dog I was supposed to teach and beat up didn't come!
Some people thought that they would give this Noelle dog a forever home but then they never showed up!
Adults is always doing that sort of stuff, making promises and then not doing them. That is very stupid of them. I said it, Stupid!
But they is good news. You know that when I is around they is always good news to come.
Noelle is coming here tomorrow!
I is going to teach her real real good stuff. And I is going to be real nice to her. I is always nice! I heard that. I is always nice.
But I is going to be extra special nice and then mean old stingy David will say, “Shelby, you are so good that I am going to get you a pair of magic shoes!”
Then I can fly and go beat everybody up. Especially the one who said I wasn't always nice!
Posted by Shelby at February 16, 2007 6:50 PM
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Jimmy's shoes are tres cool! We all want them.
Say, you are good girl; why don't you have any superhero shoes??
Shel, we like that Charles finally won...
Posted by: ben, robin & blue at February 17, 2007 11:13 PM