March 6, 2007
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAS EVER SEED!
<-- Look at that. Isn't that beautiful?
I couldn't believe it. It am the most beautiful thing.
I is not the greatest artist in the world. If you takes into account my beautiful singing I is probably only the 2nd or third greatest artist, but I knows great art when I sees it.
That belongs in a museum!
Of course dumb David is drinking COFFEE outs of it!!
They would calls him a Philistine! I heard that on TV. I am pretty sure that is fancy talk for poopis head!
Great art like this and he drinks coffee outs of it. I is shaking my head in case you can't tell. You should be shaking your head too and saying, “David. You do not drink coffee out of great art!”
I has been studying this. It is important to study things like this so you can figure out why it am so great. I know this cause people is always looking at me.
I think it has a nice shape. It is very very round. Round is good.
It is hard so it won't wears out real fast. That is good.
Now those are good things. Good is good but good is not great.
Then I figures it out.
It is so great becasue it has pictures of me all over it!!
Oh there are pictures of Jimmy on it too but the other pictures of me are so great that it is okay to put his old boy face on it too!
I has explained to David that great art is very valuable.
It is really!
If we ever gets so broke we can't buy me anymore kibbles we could sell this. I bet we could get a kajillion nickels for it!
I don't think we should sell it though.
It is even better than a helicopter!
You knows how bad I needs a helicopter so now you know how valuable great art is!
<-- That there am a picture of me keeping an eye on my old students!
That's right: JACK!!
That am Jack in his forever home.
He is very smug isn't he?
He is very happy becasue he now has people to protects and good food and look at his beautiful bed!
I wish I had me a beautiful bed like that. I has to share my bed with David and he steals all the covers!
I did a very good job teaching Jack stuff. Very good.
Sunday we has a play date! I will teaches him again how to get beats up good.
I bet he hasn't been beats up good in AGES!
I is s still trying to teach Noelle stuff.
I don't know. I don't know.
It is a good thing I is a genius or I'd just gives up! She does not know how to behave at all!
You know I will teach her.
She is so crazy that when I is just beating her up and beating her up she says she has won!
What I can't believe is that David gives her treats!
David says, “SIT!”
Noelle just kind of looks around and then MAYBE she sits down and maybe not.
I sits down right away but do I gets a treat?
No, but Noelle does!!
I even says, “David. You has made a mistake, I think. You notice I is sitting. Shouldn't I get the treat?”
And David says, “STAY!” and I stops what I is doing and just stays. I stays so perfect you would probably cry seeing me stay so perfect. Noelle kind of wanders around, looks at the birds and kind of maybe sits. AND THEN SHE GETS A TREAT AND I DON'T!
David is crazy!
Posted by Shelby at March 6, 2007 9:37 PM
David crazy?! Shelby, think about it: David *is* a boy...and not *such* a very tall one at that :P
Posted by: mare at March 6, 2007 9:48 PM
He is pretty much taller than me! And he is tall enough to reach the treats!
Posted by: Shelby at March 6, 2007 10:02 PM
Posted by: nikki kitty princess of purrrrsia at March 7, 2007 1:59 AM
That is so exciting Shelby. You get to see Jack. I like the mug but I think it was meant to drink coffee out of. Now old David can see pictures of you everytime he has a drink.
Posted by: Alice at March 9, 2007 1:56 PM