I Am The Greatest Dog In The World!: Even though I is a hero I is sad

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April 11, 2007

Even though I is a hero I is sad

P8050002 I will tell you why I is sad first.
It is not fair that bad peoples always make the most trouble for good dogs and good kids!
You just think about that for a minute.
See, you know I is, as usual, right!
And if you looks at my picture there you can see how serious and dignified I is looking so you know I is very serious with all the stuff I is saying.
I is always serious but right now I is even more serious than usual. I is wearing my doctor and my lawyer collars at the same time!
Bad people has to be given a good talking too!
If they don't listen good they has to be bit in they butts!
I has paid very careful attention to TV and to all the stuff I sees.
If a bad guy hits a kid they gets the police to put him in prison. Then they puts the kid in the hospital where they is nothing but a bunch of busy busy people. The poor kid is all scared and everything. If them kids is lucky they will be my patients. I will teaches them good games and then they will know they hasn't got to be scared no more cause they has Shelby to protect them.
When bad guys is mean to a dog they is not even that lucky!
P8060001 See that poor puppy there?
Bad guys has been very mean to her.
She escaped!! All on her own she just escaped!
She were all wet, hungry and scared so of course she has gone and looked for me!
I had David give her some medicinal treats.
When she had some strength back she says, “Are you Shelby?”
I said, “Of course I is!”
She said, “Hooray! I has been so scared. No body ever played with me. Nobody petted me. I was always lonely. I am not big and strong like you Shelby. I am so little I was scared too!”
She was shaking and so sad I didn't tell her she smelled funny too.
Then she asked me, “Can I come live here with you?”
I knew she was going to ask that so I was ready. I said, “Litle dog you can stay here and stay dry and warm but we have to finds the people who owns you. I is a lawyer and if we don't looks for them they could say we has stoled you!”
P8060011 “Please don't make me go back there!! I will tell them I doesn't want to live there anymore. They won't even knows I is gone!”
“I understand, little dog, but people made laws because they is stupid and doesn't think about how dogs feel. ”
See, in that picture she is smiling cause I has taught her some games to play. Then I explains to David that this little dog is staying with us. Then I told David he had to go find this little girl's parents and tell them where she is.
P8060009 David said okay cause he could see I was mad about a little dog being scared and all. He didn't try and give me any of his usual lazy excuses for not doing what I tells him!
So David did whatever it is he does and I taughts the puppy stuff. Mainly I taught her that she is not no cat! I made sure she had plenty of J-Dogs food so she could sleep all warm and comfy.
Then David says, “I think I know where she lives.”
I said, “Oh ho! Then I is coming to have a talk with them!”
I yells at them, “Hey is you the stupid bad peoples who was mean to a little dog? If you is I is protecting that little dog now and you is getting you butts bit real good before she comes to live with you again!”
They pretended they didn't hear me! Little dog was sitting right next t me and she starts dancing and yelling at them too! “Here I am! Shelby will bites you butt if you is mean to me! She will she will she will.” She kept yelling that until I said out the side of my mouth, “Knock it of will you!”
P8060021 But them people they just ignored her real good too!
David said stuff but who cares what he said. Me and little dog had already said the important stuff.
Then we all went back into my house.
This next part is what made me sad. I said, “little dog. You is going to have to go to the shelter.”
She was real sad then. “Why? I want to stay with you and play all the time and have fun and eat a lot of cookies!”
“I know,” I said. “But you has to see doctors and get your butt poked. This way you will get to find a real forever home where you'll have people to boss who will love you and keep you safe!”
She said, “I already has all that with you!”
“I know,” I said. “Even I has to do stuff I doesn't like sometimes. You'll be okay. They will takes good care of you and not be mean to you. I will come visit you and we'll go on walks. You'll see. It will be okay. Honest!”
“Okay, if you say so Shelby. You are smart and I trust you.” I think she was going to cry.
“You will be a little scared at first but you just remember that I is your friend and I has promised you that everything will be okay.”