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May 7, 2007
EVERYBODY STOP PICKING ON ME!
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Everybody is picking on me cause I played a good joke on J-Dog!
This is very bad of you. You should not pick on a great dog like me.
I shares plenty with her! I shares my house, my yard and even some cookies. Not too many cookies cause she could get fat you know. I is always thinking like a doctor.
Besides, if there is only 3 cookies how is two dogs going to share 3 cookies?
My gramma went to visit Jimmy!
She gave him a pedicure!
I needs a pedicure real bad but no one comes to see me and gives me one!Poor poor Shelby, you is probably saying.
And you know what else?
Look at this!
Do you see that!!
LOOK!
<-- Jimmy got hisself a iPod!!
LOOK!
I bet he is listening to all kinds of great stuff.
IT IS NOT FAIR!
We has got iPods here but I isn't allowed to play with them.
I showed David this picture and told him, “I needs me an iPod! And I needs it right now!”
David, he just looks at the picture of Jimmy and says, “Shelby, you don't even like music.”
HOW WOULD HE KNOW! I might loves music but I never gets to listen to any because if you picks up an iPod in this house you gets called a bad girl!
David just doesn't understand. I NEEDS AN IPOD!
I needs it so I can dance around Jimmy and say, “My iPod is better than yours!” And that will make old Jimmy so jealous.
Then I can say, “O Jimmy. It am a very bad dog to get jealous of his beautiful sister just cause her iPod is so much gooder than yours! Bad boy Jimmy!”
I wish I did likes music. The only singing I like is the singing I do!
If you wants to make great art the first thing you has to do is put me in the picture. It is true. Think about all the great paintings. Okay?
Now then, thinks of them painting only now puts me in there! See how much better they is!
Nikki in Pennsylvania understand this.
She drew a picture of me!
See?
This is a very good picture.
Being a great artist myself I says to myself what could makes this better!
It needs more bones in it! Bones from everybody I has beaten up!
And maybe The Rock should be in there. I like The Rock!
And maybe an iPod that David couldn't touch!
that would be a really great picture, that would!
If you think I is not this tough then watch this. I know now I is a YOUTUBE star. I is always a star. So is you.
Don't you be scared. I is very savage here. And I is only playing in this movie!
Don't worry. I wouldn't beat you up. Unless you got me real mad! Then they is no telling what I might do! So it is a very good idea not to pick on me so much or to call me slefish!
I has to let J-dog use my computer.
See, I is sharing!
She went to a big adoption fair for National Shelter Weekend.
This is a good thing.
They wouldn't let me go, they said, “Shelby, you are so beautiful no one will look at the other dogs!”
They is probably right.
Posted by Shelby at May 7, 2007 7:39 PM
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Dear Shelby,
Gramma came to visit me, and yes, she did brush me and give me a pedicure. I was very excited to see her! She says I am a handsome man, which is nice, but my mom says I am the MOST handsome boy dog EVER in the history of boy dogs. Gramma told me that our sister Donita went to the dog show and our brother, Ballou is a wild boy! We were talking about YOU, too! I miss Gramma.
Posted by: jimmy at May 8, 2007 1:20 AM
Dear J-dog,
I just saw the video of you and Shelby today. It looks like you bit her butt! That made me laugh. You did a good job as the Donation Dog at the adoption fair, and I hope you find your forever home soon :)
Posted by: jimmy at May 9, 2007 12:17 AM