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July 1, 2007
I has a money making idea!
David says we has to gets extra money!
So I has put my big brain to it and I has a genius idea!
I thinks to myself, “Shelby, what is it you do that is greater than anybody else?”
They is so many things it were very hard to figure out but it got real easy when I thinks, “Shelby, and what great thing do you does that you could teach to any stupid person?”
I is going to sell fighting lessons!
Everybody knows I is the worlds greatest fighter!
I has watched enough TV to know I has to show you stuff, so I has made David make a movie showing how I teaches J-Dog!
J-Dog is not as smart as most of you so she has had hundreds of fighting lessons already. You see she has goed from being a weak scardey cat to being a pretty good fighter. Not that she could ever beat me. I is a great teacher but even I couldn't teach you how to beat me up!
Now for these lessons I is not going to charge you 3 nickels a lesson. I isn't going to even charge you 2 nickels a lesson!
I is going to charge you just 1 nickel a lesson!
Just 1 nickel and you can have fun beating guys up!
I is going to be so rich!
If you is a cat I is not teaching you nothing!
Posted by Shelby at July 1, 2007 11:05 AM
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Look! It's my two favorite girls, my sister and my girlfriend. I see lots of tough fighting, J-dog is learning all the moves. Have a good 4th of July :)
Posted by: jimmy at July 4, 2007 11:26 PM