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July 31, 2007
I is going BALD!
And I has no ice cream or pizza FOR TWO WEEKS!
And I is still the most beautiful dog, the best joke telling dog in the world! I is just so sweet and good natured. I AM TOO!
See up there I is telling David one of my very good jokes. It am the joke about the dog who goes to see them old broken up buildings in Greece. There am these old buildings they call ruins and they is all broked up real terrible. People think they is pretty, prettier than good parks where good dogs could run and play. Any way this dog goes and see all them broked up buildings and he looks up and he says, “I didn't do it!'
See, there is all this broked up stuff and this poor dog thought they was going to say he broked it but he didn't.
They isn't so funny when I has to explain them. You should be smarter so you gets my jokes right away. Course when I tells them in person I is funnier cause I do all the voices and stuff.
I is now a full fledged psychiatric dog. David says I is PSYCHO. ha ha. That am David's idea of a good joke. You see what I puts up with.
As a psychiatrist dog it am my job to make people feel better. It is just another way to doctor people and I is a great doctor. I is a great doctor even when I don't get no good doctor treat. It am just the way I is. So kind and generous.
Everytime I sees a patient I has to figure out the best medicine for them. I thinks about it very hard. The best medicine always seems to be that I tells them some of my good jokes and lets them pet my head!
If they is feeling real bad I makes them scratch my butt!
That is very very powerful medicine and I only uses that in very serious conditions.
Of course when I gives medicine it almost always works.
I takes my job serious even if I doesn't get no treats. Even when I is starving to death!
This Saturday I has to go coach my football team. They didn't do everything I tells them last year so this year I is going to make sure they do it just right.
They is probably going to be crying a lot cause I has to tell them that I is moving away and won't be able to bite they butts to make sure they wins.
I is going to tell them to be real careful if they play any of them cat teams. Them cat teams are sneaky!
That is not a football in that picture. J-Dog has broked all my footballs!!
That is my kong. I is trying to convince them other coaches that it would be a much gooder game if they played it with a kong!
It would be much more exciting and interesting!
Nobody will listen to me though. They is all so stupid and they is selfish with their ice cream!
I is still worried about this moving stuff. David keeps putting stuff in boxes. When he goes to work I take it out of the boxes and puts it back where it belongs!
I has already told him not to pack any of my stuff. I will pack it.
See then I can packs some of my favorite friends in there too.
I isn't moving no place unless I can take my friends with me!
I is like that.
I wasn't going to move at all. Why should I? I is very happy in my house and in my yard.
But if David goes out there by hisself who knows what kind of stupid trouble he will get into. And he will get in trouble you better believe it! He gets in big trouble now and I is there to saves him!
If I wasn't there who knows what could happen!
I is busy enough without having to apologize to people for dumb things David does!
Posted by Shelby at July 31, 2007 8:16 PM
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Hi Shelby!
Yes you are going to have to go with David, I don't know how he does ANYTHING without you! You sure have a lot of fur for a dog that's going bald. Have you been keeping cool by going swimming?
Tell J-dog I said hi! Miss you!!
Posted by: jimmy at August 1, 2007 12:29 AM