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October 25, 2007
Ben and me got bored
So we decided to go have us some adventures!
Sometimes it am very difficult to have good adventures. Sometimes you has to pretend stuff.
Pretend stuff is pretty good but it am nowhere near as good as real adventures.
I was thinking this when Ben made us have a pretty good adventure.
We nearly caughted us a SNAKE!
A snake bited me once! Right on my foot!
Ben said this weren't no biting snake. Ben is pretty smart. Not so smart as a girl but lots smarter than every other boys I has met! (Yes, that do include dumb old David.)
Because most of you is not scientists I has to explain.
Snakes am little dinosaurs!
They is!
That am why they bited me. Dinosaurs all know how delicious I is.
Something else even most scientists doesn't know. Snakes has got teeny tiny invisible feets!
They do so! Just cause you don't learns that in school that don't make it not true!
If snakes don't have little feets then how does they move? I bet you got no answer for that do you!
I has never seed no snake just lying there like a dumb old stick! I bet you hasn't either.
I think they keeps they feets invisible to fools people.
Let me tell you once me and Ben starting chasing this here snake he moved really really fast!
We chased him all the way down to the River Shelby!
You remember the river I has discovered? The River Shelby am such a elegant name. It am a much better name than the Shelby River. Ben thinks so too. I told you he were smarter than most boys!
You see what were in my river?
DUCKS! They was trespassing on my river! They does terrible things in my water. They really does.
Ben was as mad as me and we chased them all away!
There am one duck I does like. DAFFY DUCK!
He makes me laugh. But I has seed what kind of carrying ons he gets up to and I is not letting any of that stuff happen in my river let me tell you!
See how beautiful my river am WITH NO DUCKS!
It am very beautiful. That am how you can be sure it am my river!
Even Ben thinks it am beautiful he can't sees it but he can smells it.
Ben says, “Jumping Jehosophat! This river smelled terrible before, Shelby. It stinked just like a duck! But now that all them ducks are gone. It is just beautiful!”
We goed on and had even better adventures but, you already guessed it. It am pretty easy to guess. Dumb old David broked the camera!
He said, “It's not broken, Shel. The batteries just need charging.”
Huh huh. I says, if it can't take no pictures it am broked!
You can see how I is right.
Since I has no pictures to prove what great adventures I has had. I is giving you a treat!
This am my way of saying thanks you. You has sent me some pretty good ideas for my Halloween costumes! Pretty good.
So I is going to show you a special treat! Cause a great costume am going to help me gets treats! See how fair is is.
Of course my treats am better. It am special pictures of me when I was a baby! David, of course, lost these and my friends, of course, has saved them! YAY for my friends!
You can enjoy them now
Posted by Shelby at October 25, 2007 9:05 AM
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That's what friends are for!
Posted by: Ben at October 25, 2007 10:07 AM