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October 15, 2007
You is probably saying to yourself
“Now that Shelby is all world famous for catching all those dinosaurs I bet she doesn't talk to us anymore!”
Some people may be like that. Some people.
You has forgetted. I is not a people. I is Shelby!
Yes, I is very famous. That is just part of my job of being the greatest dog in the world.
Sometimes I just thinks and realizes there is probably nothing I can't do greater than anybody else in the whole world. It is a big responsibility being so great and having to take care of stupid David.
Oh people is all jealous of course but I am used to that. They is not jealous of me having to take care of David. They is jealous I is so great!
One big responsibility I has is I has to figure out what to do with all them dinosaurs I has!
Robin here, that am him. He am a boy. Robin thinks I should give him a dinosaur so he can has it beats up people who was means to him!!
For a boy that is not a terrible idea. Except he am forgetting that I am Shelby and if there is anyone being means to a dog I is the best beater upper they is!
Now then, Blue, who am that guy other there. He am also a boy.
<-- That am Blue. Blue thinks I should let him try and beat up a dinosaur.
I thinks he am trying to show me how tough he is by beating up a piece of paper. I don't know.
I tries to explain to him that after I has beaten them up they is going to not be wanting to fight no kind of dogs, not even boy dogs. that am a part of my dinosaur training philosophy. (Philosophy am a big word I has learned. It means the way I does things.) So Blue thinks I should rent them out to be spys! Dinosaurs am such good hiders that they could hide and get peoples secrets and drive fast cars! BOYS!
That dog standing behind Blue am my next door neighbor Copper. She is a pretty good girl dog. She says “GIVE ME THEM DINOSAURS SHELBY SO I CAN EAT THEIR TOES!”
Which am pretty much what everybody am saying to me.
David idea was, “Shelby, we should give the dinosaurs to science so that we can learn from them.” You notice he do not say sell them to science. He do not say gives them to science so science can puts them in a big bus and takes them around the world to meets all my friends. You notice he do not say that!
Which am why his is the dumbest idea!
Ben had him a pretty good idea. See Ben was thinking this. We takes all them dinosaurs and we takes they toes! Then we opens us up a booth and sells them!
You knows how delicious dinosaur toes is. They taste just exactly like cheeseburger pizza ice cream only gooder!
Then Ben says by the time we sell all them toes them dinosaurs will had growed them back new toes and we can sells them again!
They is two problems with this.
First one am very important. I promised that big dinosaur who nobody has named yet, that I would not let his toes be eated. And since he am so big you knows his toes is the best tasting. It is very important when you makes a promise that you keeps that promise. It is to me anyway.
Second problem is that them dinosaurs toes is so good we would has to charge FIVE NICKELS A PIECE for them. That means only the richest of the rich peoples could affords them and that means we would has to wait and wait to sells them.
I is a action dog and I can't wait for nothing!
The third problem is that with all that waiting for rich people to drives by we would get hungry and with a big old booth full of dinosaur toes, well, we would eats up our money!
We would. It would just happen!
So even if Ben's idea were pretty good for a boy it were still a boys idea and needs a girl to think through it so it comes out right.
In this case that means coming out right means we not going to do it!
So we is going to have my plan. Which you know am the goodest plan anyway.
I is going to teaches them dinosaurs to not eats people and not to steps on people and then I is going to invites all my friends over to play with them!
Of course you will has to gives me a nickel to plays with them but that am only fair. It am a lot of work to trains a dinosaur.
Posted by Shelby at October 15, 2007 3:45 PM
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Shelby,
All those other dogs are going to have to wait...I want the second dinosaur toe!! I'm your favorite brother in the whole world, so after you get one I should be next! Then toes for Ben & Robin & Blue. And your neighbor dog, and send one to J-dog, too! J-dog has not written to me, I wonder if she has a new boyfriend.
Is that dinosaur that has no name a boy or a girl?
Posted by: jimmy at October 17, 2007 1:25 AM