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November 11, 2007
I don't believes it!
David were right about something.
You know how many times that happens?
NEVER!
The snow has all gone away!
I guess Christmas really is a kajillion days away.
That seems so sad. Its not really sad though because Christmas is still coming!
You know I is still working on my Christmas list!
It is a list of ICE CREAM! It is a very long list. I is even inventing new flavors of ice cream. I will tell you one so you can be a little bit jealous: Pepperoni and Chocolate Ice Cream!
I bet you can't wait to try some. Me either! I figures it like this: there will be that rich creamy ice cream tastes with that good greasy meaty flavor and then it will finish off with that cute little bite pepporoni puts on your tongue!
I invented it so don't you steals it!
But even thinking on my Christmas list leaves me something I hardly ever is.
BORED!
We is all bored.
Ben am bored. He is sitting around by hisself thinking big thoughts.
“Shelby,” he says, “I has figured out how to stop wars and to make sure no one is ever hungry again. I knows how to make sure no one is ever mean to anybody again!”
“That sounds like a pretty good idea, Ben. How you going to does it?” I says.
“I will make everyone in the world get a dog! Whenever a person is going to do something stupid their dog will bite their butts!”
“There are more smart dogs then there are stupid people so it will work and work fast! Then when we dogs have solved everybody's problems we can get back to important stuff like eating and playing!”
“That am a pretty good plan. I know if I were going to get my butt bit every time I was doing something stupid I sure get me smarter fast!”
It were such a good plan I didn't even mention that I thunk Ben should spend more time trying to figure out why he don't mind hanging out with cats!
You can see we am all so bored that we would have loved us a cat to chase. Chasing cats am not playing with cats so it is okay for a dog to do that.
Oh what else has I did.
USC wons again. I was glad but not too excited. I was coaching them. they should has scored more touchdowns but when I is not there to bite they butts them players gets lazy I guess.
Jack am all excited because his team Virginia won yesterday. You can see how I taught Jack some of my good football coaching stuff. He am laughing because my other team, the Buckeyes LOST!
I has found something else I likes.
The Three Stooges!
They am almost as funny as me!
I likes Moe cause he gets to bosses everybody. And I like Curley cause he makes all them funny funny noises and he laughs like that dog I was teaching Alex. He laugh, “Nyuk nyuk nyuk!'
They is very funny.
It has stopped raining!
I gets to go outside and play and I doesn't has to get my feet rubbed when i comes into the house. You know how mean David gets when a good dog brings a little tiny bit of mud into his house.
I learned me a new word: Unreasonable. That am a word meaning David gets too excited about good clean mud!
I'm going to go play some now.
I wish I were eating ice cream. I wish it were Christmas already or even my birthday.
I like days where you has to give me presents.
It is a very smart thing to do.
Posted by Shelby at November 11, 2007 9:14 AM
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Shelby,
How come the BOYS are sleeping on the couches and YOU have to sleep on the floor? You are a lady (sort of) and they should let a lady sleep on the couch! My mom taught me good manners, so I know these things.
I got a good flavor for ice cream-cheeseburger! Don't steal my idea!! I know how you are! Maybe we can start a business, the Jimmy & Shelby Doglicious Ice Cream Company, and we can make lots of money.
Posted by: jimmy at November 12, 2007 11:17 PM