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November 9, 2007
It am snowing!
And you know what that means?!?
You does know don't you?
It means CHRISTMAS AM COMING!
And you know what Christmas means!
I GETS PRESENTS!
We knows how good it am to give me presents!
This is going to be my THIRD Christmas. So I knows the rules.
You has to be good and there is not nobody gooder than me!
You also has to know that stingy old David am not going to give you no good presents.
That am why it am a good thing there is SANTA CLAWS!
I is not making Santa Claws up either! I has studied this very very careful.
When I has goed out I has seed Santa Claus. He looks very nice for people. But what I has seed that you has probably not seed is that Santa has got him NO DOG!
First time I thought about this I was scared! There am no way that a person, not even Santa, could know what a good dog needs! Only another dog would know that, and know what am good treats and toys for a dog. People wants to give you silly stuff like food bowls and sweaters.
I can e ats out off the floor! I has got a beautiful fur coat so I don't needs no sweaters.
So I thought about it and last Christmas I saw I got presents from my brother Jimmy, from my Aunt, from all my friends, and none from David. Some of my best presents come from Santa!
I was pretty confused. Then I saw a Christmas card.
On this here card there were a picture of a dog. He was wearing him a Santa Claus suit and on the card it said: "Merry Christmas From Santa Claws!"
Now things all made sense! That is what us lawyers call photographic proof!
I mean now, who else but a dog would know if you've been good or bad?
I figures Santa Claws must be the second greatest dog in the world! After me of course cause I is number one!
I is just so excited! Of course mean old David says Christmas is still a kajillion days away! He am so mean!
David says, "Shelby, first we have to have Thanksgiving, Then we have Christmas."
"Ha ha!" is what I says. Not really laughing but just saying them words like that so you knows I don't think he am being funny at all!
I figures he am just trying to trick me and figures out a way to not give me any presents! I won't fall for that one! I is going to be even gooder than I always is so I can get me lots of loot!
I has even looked at some of them stores and what do I see?
CHRISTMAS STUFF!
I is going to stay excited let me tell you.
Posted by Shelby at November 9, 2007 12:40 PM
Comments
Yes Shelby,
I know how good it is to give you presents-I'm smart! I bet SOME dog there is worried because he was BAD and he had better be GOOD or Santa will give all his toys to someone else.
It looks like there is not enough snow there for you to have a lot of fun, you need big snow for big fun!
I hope you get that helicopter so you can come visit me. I don't know where you would park the rocket.
Posted by: jimmy at November 11, 2007 12:59 AM