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December 9, 2007
I is now the world's greatest dog trainer too!
I has taught Blue, who am a dumb old boy as you might remember. It am very hard to keeps track of what you remembers you know.Anyway, I has taughted Blue so good he has graduated our training class.
I is a great teacher.
I has had one little tiny problem. I was working so hard getting Blue to graduate that I forgots to do it myself!
It am okay. I has next week to take the test. It were very easy. And you get treats!
I has gone around and looked at all the houses in my neighborhood.You remember Jack? You see this here house that am all lit up and real Christmassy?
Jack thinks that am MY house!!
It am not my house Jack!
My house am gooder than that!
That big picture up top there am my backyard. It am pretty good, pretty good.
When I is done decorating my house will look a kajillion times better than that house Jack!
I has also figured out why you needs to put all them lights on you house!It am so Santa Claws can find you gooder!
Think about it! Santa comes at night! Houses all look the same when you is flying up high. You is starting to figure it out now, right?
So I has told David that he has to put this up on our roof: THIS AM SHELBY'S HOUSE SHE AM A GOOD GIRL.
It has to be be in very bright lights and he has to spell it out in doggish!
I is being so good. I just knows I is going to get lots and lots of presents!
Some bad girl thought her a good plan but she didn't do it.
You isn't bad if you just thinks of stuff and then doesn't do them!
See this girl who am not me, no mam, her plan were to write to Santa and tells her all the bad things that Robin and Blue has done. And since Santa probably already has presents for them two and since Santa don't bring presents to bad dogs well, then she could just give them presents to me! I mean, that bad girl, Santa could gived them presents to that bad girl who were going to be a tattle tale! And that bad girl sure weren't me!Sides it am not bad just thinking about it!
It isn't.
My brother Jimmy had him a Christmas party!
I think my invitation it got losted in the mail.
You know what my aunt told me? She said Jimmy were so mad I wasn't at his party that he bited some peoples!! And he has eated stuff he was told no too!
I don't think so. I is taking Jimmy's case and will study up on it. I know that Jimmy am a boy but not even a boy would be so dumb as to bites people and steal stuff right before Christmas!!
I will takes the case! I will prove that Jimmy am innocent! If I can't prove he am innocent I will prove that he am crazy!
Don't you worry Jimmy. I will makes sure you gets you some Christmas!
Posted by Shelby at December 9, 2007 7:46 PM
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Shelby,
I didn't bite anyone! I just grabbed their pants when they wanted to leave & stuff. I was trying to get their attention. I got attention all right, straight to the bad place. My mom scolded me all nite. I was exhausted today. Oh yeah, you should have been here-people were giving me good and healthy foods, like mini bagel dogs, and other good stuff. I have some beef tenderloin waiting for you, and little pieces of salmon with rice and cream cheese!!
Somehow, I am NOT sure how this happened, when my mom went out, a bag with some chocolate biscotti (that's a fancy name for dried out cookies)FELL ON THE FLOOR and so I figured they were for me and I opened up the box very neatly and ate some. I got in big trouble about that, too. Chocolate is good, but NOT FOR DOGS!! Don't eat it!! It's TOXIC which means it's so bad you can't even believe it. I was really mad about the whole thing. I mean, the box was sitting right on the floor! What's a dog supposed to do??
I guess I probably need you to take my case. I have to go find some nickels.
Posted by: jimmy at December 9, 2007 11:37 PM