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January 23, 2008

Does you want to laugh? And another mystery!

You is not going to believes this!
I is already laughing so hard I can hardly stands it! Does you remember how I tolds you that Robin and Blue has to go in and get they haircuts? I didn't do nothing bad here. I did not cuts they hair and I didn't tells the hair cutter hows to do it. All I has done is sees them when they was all done! I is showing you they pictures but that am not bad! That am just sharing and sharing is good! Right?
So you can't be mads at me! Okay?
JUST LOOKS!


The first one am Robin. The second one am Blue.
I knows you know who they is but they looks so different I figures I has to tells you all over again.
Even old Ben was laughing at how silly they looks! Me and Ben has long beautiful hair. We takes such good cares of it. We rolls in the dirt and in all the good smelling stuff we can finds!
I think Blue looks him like a giraffe!
Go looks at a giraffe picture and then looks at Blue! I has seed giraffes in my big travel adventures and I knows that Blue looks him just like one!
Blue say, "Don't laugh at me Shelby! When my hair grows back it will be even prettier then it was before!"
Robin, he say, "I think I look very good Shelby. My mom paid more than a nickel to get my haircut so she must think this is the way I should look. So I like it!"
And I say, "HAHAHAHAHAHAH HA HA!"
I can be very mean!
I was having me so much fun laughing at them two boys then something mysterious happened!
I got me a email. It said, "I stole the snow Shelby!"
I thought to myself, "Shelby you has already solved this case! What could this mean!?!"
I questioned me Blue. I was very sneaky and it were hard to question him when you is laughing! I said, "Mr Blue. Has you sended me a email?"
Blue says, "Gosh Shelby. I don't have a fancy computer like you! I wouldn't steal your computer! You would bite my butt!"
This were all very true.
I decided I has to consult my colleague, Mr Ben.
I tells him about the email and he says, "Jumping goats and whiskers Shelby! We have already solved that case! What could this mean!"
I has thought about this long and hard Mr Ben. I has figured it out! This am going o be very hard for you to believes, but maybe I was wrong!" I says.
Ben just him shaked his head. He couldn't believes what he were hearing! "Shelby, wha . . . wha . . . you WRONG! IMPOSSIBLE!"
I says, "I knows Ben. It have never happened before but that don't mean I is always right, just that I is usually right!"
Ben said and he were nearly stuttering, "But but Blue CONFESSED! He said he stole the snow!"
"Yes Ben, him did confessed. It only means one thing I should have figureds out. Blue am a boy. Boys am dumb. Stealing all the snow is too smart for just one boy to do. Blue had him an ACCOMPLICE!" is what I said to Ben.
See when you has friends and you is out there doing good things then you friends is your colleagues. When you is doing bad things you friends am your accomplices. I figured I had better explain that to you cause sometimes I just doesn't know what it am you know or don't know!
"It couldn't have been Robin!" Ben said. "Robin is such a good boy!"
It could not be Robin." I agreed. "This were a act of EVIL! I is going to question Blue!" But when I went to ask Blue who were his accomplice he runned away and tried to hide in my super deluxe Dog Cave under the porch!
"Don't make me tell Shelby! He can fight almost as good as you!" Blue said.
Even though he wouldn't tell me he gived me clues. He said he and that means it were a boy! I already detectivated that. And he said he could fight almost as good as me!
That means it had to be somebody I has taught how to fight! There am only one boy I has taughts how to fight and that boy am JACK! And here am photographic proof!"
"Yes Shelby! Blue stoled the snow and then he sent it down to me!" Jack says. "I have been one year in my forever home. It is so perfect! I have got good food, a good bed and good people I have to work very hard to take care of. But what I don't have is SNOW!"
"I am always hearing about how delicious snow is and how much fun it is. When Blue said he was going to trick you and steal all the snow I thought to myself, 'Jack, he could hide that snow down here and then you could play with it!'"
"It was a brilliant plan! I liked your snow Shelby. You are right. It is delicious! And very good for rolling in and stuff! But the best part is getting to play a trick on you!"
Can you believes that! Tricked by my own good friend! That am pretty good I has to admit! This am a pretty good trick!
Being such a generous girl I would have loaned Jack some snow but then he would not has got to play this good joke on me!
I AM SO GENEROUS!
Since Jack has returned all my snow I is pretty happy and it am not everyday I gets to solve the same case twice!
Now I has to go out and bite Blue in his butt for not telling me the whole truth.
I hopes I can stop laughing at him long enough to bite him real good!

Posted by Shelby at January 23, 2008 11:14 AM

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