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January 17, 2008
See what I has got!
I has got snow!You know what that means?
I has figured it all out. What does we get when they is snow on the ground?
We gets Christmas! And you know what Christmas means!
It means more presents!
I bet Santa said to herself, “I has not given Shelby enough presents this year! I'll have to order up so snow so I can deliver more gifts to her!”
Santa and me is very friendly!
Oh, I know some of you is saying, "Shelby! Christmas only comes once a year! We have already had Christmas. More snow is just that, just snow!"
You may be right, just may be but what if you're wrong and Christmas am coming again!
I is not taking no chances and I is going to start being good right now!
A lots of you people keeps writing to me. I don't know why. I is too busy to read all them letters! You never sends cookies or ice cream. That am something a girl can use.
To show Santa how good I is I is going to read some of them letters. I really is!
Robin from Saginaw Michigan writes to me. Now, I made sure first that this am not the Robin I lives with. He says he don't know where Michigan am! So this might be somebody stealing his name! I has heard about this on TV, people stealing other people's names! I don't know why you would steal Robin's name when my name am so much prettier.
Anyway Robin, who am not my Robin, writes to me and says, “Shelby you are very beautiful. I think Ben is cute too. Is he really blind? If he is do you have to lead him around so he won't get lost?”
Yes Robin, who am not the Robin who lives with me, Ben am blind. He am very smart. And he is very tough. He has to be to have adventures with me!Ben's smartest thing am his nose! What he do is smell EVERYTHING! And then his nose remembers where everything am! Then he can walks around just perfect! The only time he has him any trouble is when some people who I is not calling stupid but they is David will makes him walk too fast so he can't smells everything! Then sometimes Ben will walks into stuff he hasn't smelt. But when we goes someplace Ben am always the first one to know how to gets back! Nobody has to show Ben the way to walk!
Bill from Des Moines Iowa has writ to me. He says, “I can not believe Blue ate all your toys and chewed up shoes. I think he looks like a very good dog. I like the way Blue looks especially his face and his legs. I do not think he would be bad.”
Blue am that bad alright! I has to beats him up all the time!
Blue says, “I am not bad! I just see something I want to do and I just does it! You would have to be very mean to a dog if you think that is bad. I am just having fun! I am very handsome and I have very good legs. They are just the right kind of legs for taking food off the counter!”
Blue am getting a big surprise this Saturday. I has heard it that he am getting a haircut on Saturday. A haircut am another way of saying BATH!!
I is not so mad at anybody that I would wants them to get a bath. I may hides him until the bath time has gone away!
Casey from Kingston New York has writted me saying, “I like you Shelby. I would like you to write more about Robin. He looks very nice. You do not write about Robin enough.”
Of course you likes me Casey! I is Shelby! Robin am okay. He am my friend. We fights with the next door neighbors a lot! He am very good in a barking fight. I will has to think about this. Robin am a boy and boys am either bad or not very interesting! I will try and take Robin on a adventure and I will see if he messes it up! He could be pretty good if he gets a chance. He plays good games. You is right Casey, I will take Robin on a adventure and tells you all about it.
Now then TWO PEOPLE has writted to me with the same idea!!Camellia, who am a girl so you know she am smart, has writ me that she thinks I should dresses up like a Princess! That am a very good idea, very good.
Then my brother Jimmy has writ and says that Ben and I should wear disguises when we is out detectivating!
I has thunked on this and even though Jimmy am a boy I has decided that I is going to do it!
Right now Ben and me and figuring out the disguises we is going to need. I is going to figure out what I is going to be Princess of!
We is going to get us some great disguises then we is going to looks for a big case! Maybe we will take Robin along. But that means he will has to have a disguise too!
I is a super genius you know but having to think up THREE disguises is a lot of work!
But I will do it!
Cause I am Shelby!
And see Santa I has been good!
Posted by Shelby at January 17, 2008 7:55 PM