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February 18, 2008
Here am a good present!
It am a calendar!And it got me on it!
Now whenever you needs to know what day it am you can comes and asks me!
I is so nice.Then you not only gets to see what day it am but you gets to see the most beautiful girl in the world. I gives such great presents!
You could even make it a computer wallpaper. Wouldn't that be beautiful.
This calendar am in Russian! You is lucky I reads Russian as good as I reads English. What you has to do is reads it backwards if you only reads English. It reads forwards if you reads Russian like me!
What you has to do is read it Counter Clockwise. David says that. I reads time on my digital clock and I don't know what that means! But maybe that will answer it for you.
We is very bored here.
It am snowing and raining at the same time! I likes it but David makes us stay inside.
I keeps inventing good indoor games. Just when we is having good fun you guessed it! David says quiet down and knocks it off!
So we is bored. And David am always using my computer cause he am bored!
Look at poor Blue! He am saying, "Shelby, can you invent us a good game? It doesn't even have to be great just a real good game that is real quiet so mean old David won't tell us to knock it off!"
Even Robin is bored! Robin was saying, "Oh Shelby. I hate going out in the rain! It makes my hair look all terrible!
You have to come up with a good game for us Shelby or I might just burst!"Then we gots lucky and we gots a little movie from Jack!
You remember Jack? He am my friend who I has taught to be a good dog. Jack were pretty good especially when you remembers he am a boy. Did you see that?!?!
It am very little and is hard to see when you doesn't have super eyes like mine. What am amazing am this: Jack am doing stuff that I NEVER TAUGHTS HIM!!
I can'ts believes it. I just can'ts.
So the big game I has invented for Blue and Robin is that we is going to learn to catches stuff as good as Jack. I, of course, will catches them better than Jack or anybody! I is always the best! I can't helps it. I just am!
Just a minute. Ben am bugging me."Great chocolate antelopes Shelby! You haven't given me a chance to say nothing at all! You're just hopping around like a cricket in a frying pan! I'm just as bored as the rest of you! I've got enough sense to know that there is always something that is plum fun to do!"
"What am that Ben!"
"Thunderations Shelby, whenever you're bored the best thing to do is take you a nice long nap!"
Ben, he am right, I is such a great sleeping dog too! I was so bored that I forgot that sleeping is my favorite thing after eating!
I is going to go take a nap now you bet! But not until I tells Millie that I is glad she is okay. It am all because of my great doctoring I am sure. Pretty soon she'll be ready to play with me I'll bet!
Posted by Shelby at February 18, 2008 9:36 PM