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February 3, 2008
I only likes football when I is coaching or USC am playing
Everybody else am watching football.I is smart so I is planning our next big adventure!
Lots and lots of people is thinking, "Shelby, you are a great detective! But you need some great disguises!"
You am all correct! When you is chasing bad guys sometimes you has to sneak in and get secret information! That am very important otherwise you walk around just as dumb as everybody else!
I told David Ben and me needs us some great disguises.
He tried to help.
This am how he tried to help.
I has to admit you sure wouldn't know that am me. It would fools some people that way I guess.Then he made a disguise for Ben.
David made this. I has to say this am a good disguise IF WE EVER GETS A CASE AT A CIRCUS!Ben and me looks at each other and says we has to come up with our own gooder disguises.
We has to walk around bad guys so they won't know it am the great Shelby and her trusty side kick Dr Ben! (Ben am not really a doctor but when we is on cases I calls him a doctor cause it makes it sound
like he am important. Ben says he is very good at doctoring hisself so it am okay to call him that.)So Ben am me is thinking and we thinks that pirates am bad guys! So we needs us a pirate disguise. This am the one we thought up.
You can see it am a little bit better than David's disguises. You can see Ben walking into a bunch of pirates and saying stuff like, "Shiver me timbers matey I am sure no landlubber here, argh." That am how pirates talk. You probably didn't know that but that am a perfect pirate talking speech.
Then we has to come up a disguise for me. This am much much harder cause I is so beautiful that people takes one look at me and says to theyselves, "Why look! There's Shelby! Isn't she cute!"
So I decided to be a MUSKETEER!I bet you didn't recognize me at all!
And I gets me to fight with a sword and pokes the bad guys!
I can do that real good. I can even talk sword! EN GARDE!
That don't seem to make sense but to us sword fighters that means "Lets you and me fight!"
Then we thinks we needs disguises for when we is detectivating evil government guys. They is a whole lot of them in movies so I figures we will get us a whole lot of important government cases. Here am Ben!
Don't he look him like a real government guy?I bet he could walk into any of them government meetings and say, "I am in charge here. We had better get busy making us some rules and stuff. Have any of you guys got any evil plans we should talk about?"
We will solve us all them government cases.
And then I comes up with a great disguise. Everybody knows I is a great fighting dog so I is disguising myself as a little bitty girl who wouldn't fight nobody!
What will happen is bad guys will look and say, "There's a helpless little girl. We should steal her and make somebody gives us a lot of money!"Then when they comes to grab me I jumps up and tears off my disguise!
They'll be running around going, "Oh no! Its Shelby. We're doomed!"
Then I'll beats them up and turns them in for a reward and buys me some ice cream!
If I gets a big enough reward I will shares some of that ice cream, but if it am just a little tiny reward I won't has enough to share. I want to but I just am so poor.
You has to admit that these am pretty good disguises.
Except for David's. Hims is kind of dumb.
Posted by Shelby at February 3, 2008 10:51 PM
Comments
Shelby,
Those are some pretty cool costumes! Nobody is going to recognize you. Ben's costumes are cool, too! Got any costumes for me?
Posted by: jimmy at February 4, 2008 1:58 AM