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April 4, 2008

Hi

Robin Shelby said I have to get on her computer and tell you about myself.
That seems kind of dumb. I know who I am. You know who I am!
I don't know much about computers. Ben is here helping me. He says he's an expert on computers and things.
So I lived in a house I didn't like then I lived with some other dogs and then I met my mom and I am very happy. The end. That's my story. I don't know why you wanted to hear it or why I had to tell it.
Ben Lima beans and toad stools Robin! That's not how you tell a story! First you have to tell them your name!
Oh? I didn't know that, Ben! Thank you.
I'm Robin. I am the greatest dog in the world. Shelby thinks she's the greatest dog in the world. Its okay with me if she thinks that. Its not true but it doesn't hurt anything for her to think that.
Now just a gopher headed second there, Robin. I'm the greatest dog in the world!
Oh? Okay you can be the greatest dog in the world.
Darn tooting! Now you have to tell them more about yourself. You have to fill in the details! It is mainly people reading this high faluting talking and they're not as smart as you and me!
Robin I forget that sometimes. Thank you again!
Let's see. I'm a French Poodle. French Poodles is the best kind of dogs so it figures I would be one.
WHAT! Oh, just go ahead we'll be here all day and I got things to do!
My first house I did not like very much. I think the people who I lived with didn't like dogs very much. They kept me in a cage! It was a very small cage. They kept me in it for days!
Sometimes I got very scared. I kept thinking I must have been a bad boy and they were punishing me. I couldn't think of anything I did that was bad!
Sometimes they forgot to give me food and water! This is embarrassing. Sometimes I had to go to the bathroom right where I was sleeping! I was very ashamed.
Robin I don't do that anymore and don't you tell Shelby! She might tease me! She wouldn't really, Shelby is very nice. She is a doctor, did you know that?!?
Sometimes I'd get so mad and scared and hungry that I tried to fight that cage. I'd bite it and tell it to let me out!
I hurt my teeth fighting that cage, let me tell you. And I never won.
One day some people came and took me out of that cage! You know what though. They put me in another cage! It was a bigger cage and I had food and water all the time and I got to go to the bathroom outside like a proper dog should but it was still a cage and I hated it.
Robin and Blue But then you know what. You won't guess! My mom, she came and rescued me! She really did! And she told me my name was Robin Hood! I'm glad she told me because I was so mad and scared and hungry and stuff I plain old forgot what my name was! It was a good thing she reminded me!
My mom is the greatest person in the whole world! I know she is. That is one of the ways I know I am the greatest dog in the world.
It only makes sense that the greatest person in the world would rescue the greatest dog in the world. If you think about it you will see how right I am!
I am so happy we met. She takes good care of me and I take good care of her! She never gets bothered by no squirrels when I'm around!
Robin in his yard I have my own yard. I share it with Blue and Ben and Shelby because I have so much stuff to be happy about it makes me even happier to see them playing in my yard!
I don't thinks there's much else to tell. I loves my mom. I loves Blue and Ben and I loves Shelby but don't you tell her that for certain! And we all think that David must be the dumbest person any of us has ever met. Its true. But he does make a good breakfast and pets you pretty good when you show him how so I'll let him stay!

Posted by Shelby at April 4, 2008 12:04 PM

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what a great dog!

Posted by: Matt at April 5, 2008 9:57 AM

cute dogs :) I never liked animals but since i got my little poodle its been great.

Posted by: Simon at May 2, 2008 12:44 PM

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